Gather Round, Kids, It's Story Time.. Moar story because magic. Thought of this while eating breakfast.. It was a normal Monday morning when it happened. I was
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Gather Round, Kids, It's Story Time.

Moar story because magic. Thought of this while eating breakfast.

It was a normal Monday morning when it happened. I was getting ready for another day
at school, just continuing the vicious cycle that was my life, I was eating breakfast when
I heard a thump from the basement. I figured it was just my cat jumping off a windowsill,
so I paid it no mind. Then came another thump, and another, I realized that something
was coming up the stairs, and it sure as hell wasn' t my cat. It finally reached the top of
the stairs, and peered its head - I' m not even sure if you could call it that - around the
corner and looked at me. I dooit even know how to describe it. If I tried I' d probably just
end up throwing myself on a knife trying to get it out of my head, After what seemed like
an eternity, I sprinted toward the cutlery drawer, grabbed a knife and went into my
parents' room. I woke them up as fast as I can, trying to explain what horror had
occurred in the past few seconds. When they understood that something was out there,
my dad took the knife from me and slowly opened the door. It was open no more than
an inch when a tentacle, or perhaps an arm, grabbed my father and pulled him into the
hallway, dragging him back towards the basement door before my mother and I heard it
coming back. It pounded the door down, and in an instant, it had decapitated my
mother, leaving me the last one standing. Instead of giving me the mercy of death, it
grabbed me by the leg and dragged me through my father' s eviscerated remains and
towards the basement door. I was thrown down the stairs, leaving me staring up at it as
this abomination descended toward me. “We had my fill of blood, human. Yet I desire
one thing more" It could speak. Mother of God, it could speak. " do you
want'?" I asked weakly, It crawled down a few more steps, grasped my head in its claws.
l desire knowledge" It stared into my eyes, nay, into my very soul, then leaned into my
ear and whispered, "l just cam figure out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast
Crunch.”
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Submitted: 05/14/2012
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User avatar #9 - foelkera (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"I've had my fill of blood, human. Yet I desire one thing more."
"W-w-what do you want?"
"Imma need about tree fiddy"

Loch Ness monster got me again
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User avatar #11 - desuforeverlulz (05/15/2012) [-]
>see wall of text
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
User avatar #4 - hakysakit (05/15/2012) [-]
I looked at the last word to check for trolls.. Crunch seemed a good enough word for a legitimate story.. **** you guy.
User avatar #6 - istealurkids (05/15/2012) [-]
the word eviscerated isn't used enough
#1 - mr skeltal (05/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You most certainly did not think of this while you were eating breakfast.
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Flawless+Victory/DgfRGQt/
User avatar #8 to #1 - cookiel (05/15/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I thought of when I read this but I still enjoyed nonetheless
#13 - wymlan (05/15/2012) [-]
got my fill of human blood..... now i need semen
User avatar #7 - selbs ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
i remember having a nightmare as a child where i would wake up then hear something, go downstairs, be chased by something, run into my parents room jump onto their bed close my eyes for a second then look at my parents but their heads had been cut off and they were hanging from the ciling. hoped you liked my story
#14 - mr skeltal (07/30/2014) [-]
JUICE!
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