GET THE GASOLINE. GET THE MATCHES. Rhit it! . ilgili hr‘ In. at least nature had some mercy and didn't make them the size of crocodiles scorpions Nature morbid burnitalldown
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #19 - onigirigiri
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at least nature had some mercy and didn't make them the size of crocodiles
User avatar #62 to #19 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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I'm pretty sure there were scorpions bigger than dogs living underwater a few million years ago or something.
User avatar #93 to #19 - megusters
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They used to be, but oxygen levels decreased so much that they became smaller as well.
#105 to #19 - crazyolitis
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Well, once, they were the size of small crocodiles. But then again, there were millipedes the size of wolves.
#179 to #19 - thesirlawd
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Or able to fly
#114 to #19 - ballisticmistype
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Scorpions are nothing compared to the stories that are found about this ************ (true or not).

Here's some reading material, just in case you were planning on sleeping any time soon...
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#23 to #19 - yomommabinshoppin
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According to science, the size of insects depend on the amount of oxygen in the air, the more oxygen, the larger the insect. So be thankful that you live now where there is far less oxygen than what there was back in caveman days. (Although I don't know if scorpions are classified as insects)
User avatar #25 to #23 - newforomador
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Arachnids have the same property as insects in terms of size for oxygen.
User avatar #48 to #25 - lolwtfbbqryan [OP]
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internet scholar
User avatar #50 to #48 - newforomador
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How'd you know? I spent 4 years in college studying how both arachnids and insects are affected by oxygen.
#26 to #25 - yomommabinshoppin
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Aw shet giant ass spiders too.
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#20 to #19 - notbenstiller **User deleted account**
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#36 to #19 - EdwardNigma
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Crocodile sized scorpions.

I must have one.
#24 to #19 - marccraftmc
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User avatar #43 to #24 - inuares
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At least it isn't an albino radscorpion...
#30 to #24 - anon id: 4345cb8c
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Nothing a flamer can't handle.
User avatar #44 to #30 - inuares
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or a blackhawk.
#86 - crimsonkev
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300 Million Years Ago.
Carboniferous Period.
Everything is Big.
User avatar #177 to #86 - skrynox
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You could probably put a saddle on it and ride it without it being able to do squat.

I'm joking that thing is ******* terrifying.
User avatar #181 to #86 - smokekusheveryday
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Oh that's a nopebug
#212 to #86 - JJFunk
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Or just last week in Australia.
User avatar #95 to #86 - wumbido
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is it weird that i want to put a saddle on it and ride it into battle?
#148 to #86 - LocoJoe
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#125 to #86 - tbagbandit
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#84 - emostrawberry
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And just think the horror if these ************* could fly
And just think the horror if these ************* could fly
#94 to #84 - superbigfupa
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User avatar #124 to #94 - italianfrosttroll
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But why does it have feathers?
#110 to #84 - wtfduud
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Horror
#210 to #110 - imyourdaddy
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User avatar #185 to #110 - rockamekishiko
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i think i read that that thing that looks like a stinger is just their penis
#66 - bagguhsleep
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#47 - othagovna
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Luckily, if you splash/squirt one with some alcohol it will fly into a drunken rage where it will then sting itself to death.

I dunno why they have this reaction to alcohol. Just found it a little amusing.
#145 to #47 - mirmulnir
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So, it basically reacts like a human?
User avatar #162 to #145 - othagovna
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Yeah. More or less. Except there isn't a 95-100% mortality rate with humans consuming alcohol, because thankfully humans lack a tail with a poisonous stinger aimed at our own backs.
User avatar #202 to #162 - mirmulnir
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hmm.. very true..
User avatar #49 to #47 - lolwtfbbqryan [OP]
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MOM GET THE VODKA
User avatar #91 to #49 - kasperoster
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looked it up on youtube.... dem comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG70e99hlmo
User avatar #51 to #49 - othagovna
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If you live in a region with plenty of scorpions you could just fill one of those cheap little plastic squirt guns with booze and keep it with you just in case.

Although the police might not accept that reasoning if they pull you over for something and smell the booze.
User avatar #27 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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At least they can't fly yet.
#88 to #27 - incontinence
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**** everything
User avatar #15 - greenstrongworld
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Scorpions are Animal Crossing's way of saying "Here I am, you need me for your museum. Hahaha no because I will kill you"
#53 to #15 - anon id: 87c549db
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And Scorpions are saying "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane"
User avatar #41 to #15 - theavatarspupil
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Since when can you die in Animal Crossing?
User avatar #200 to #41 - greenstrongworld
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not since the accident.
#119 - dickticklerluv
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Scorpions are pretty cool

Radscorpions can go suck a dick
User avatar #121 to #119 - BlueToaster
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Radscorpions are ******* assholes. Even the weaker ones.
User avatar #123 to #121 - italianfrosttroll
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**** radscorpions.
User avatar #128 to #119 - valmet
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Whit albino radscorpions have a special place in hell.
User avatar #129 to #128 - valmet
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White*
User avatar #165 to #119 - unikornanarkyh
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Not my dick.
#63 - ThatFatMummy
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Chameleons are nature's way of saying "**** i'm high"
#71 - japanmann
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imagine if god gave that ************ wings.
#108 to #71 - wtfduud
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User avatar #109 to #108 - wtfduud
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Where is your god now?