Fucking puns. If this pun joke was a sausage, it would be the WURST. Hejibits #95. I felt the need to do this...
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If this pun joke was a sausage, it would be the WURST

Hejibits #95
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Submitted: 01/26/2013
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#1 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (01/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I felt the need to do this...
#22 - randolphthebeast (01/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I sure hope he doesn't hog all of that bacon
I sure hope he doesn't hog all of that bacon
#16 - reggaered (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**reggaered rolls 10**

Check these dubs, Abner.
#63 - milkandboners (01/27/2013) [-]
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#65 - cheezyman (01/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
that's a lot of bacon. i could really pig out on all of that.
#18 - isangelous (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Abner, you say?
#71 - moustachefingers (01/27/2013) [-]
And so he did.
#45 - strawberryfields (01/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#49 to #47 - SgtBaha (01/26/2013) [-]
gif is 50% more relevant than usual
gif is 50% more relevant than usual
#6 - lempersy (01/26/2013) [-]
This pun exceeds the genius of even HAMlet.
#72 - pwoneill (01/27/2013) [-]
Abner you say? I'm sure that wasn't inspired by "Hey Arnold!"
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#66 - xonicxox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#29 - darkdragonswrath (01/26/2013) [-]
I like this
I like this
#21 - awesomechardey (01/26/2013) [-]
**awesomechardey rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at rape ** i like bacon
#70 - strawberryyogurt (01/27/2013) [-]
he just ate his friend o-o
he just ate his friend o-o
#41 - tffan (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm just going to wait for someone to roll this.
User avatar #12 - commanderbunbun (01/26/2013) [-]
Things are tough for Abner ever since "Hey Arnold!" was canceled.
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