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Fucking Insects

Credz to Cracked for info

Insects
Inlay the "''', to hare : atts than vim alreadly do.
N only docs this ****** shoot flesh reeling venom
from its mouth, the venom attracts all (Wits *******
buddies. Not out running these guys either, as they
can reach speeds ( 3) mph.
Bullet ants are an inch long and luvv in the rain
forrest trees of Nicaragua to Paraguay. Before
these ******* attack you, they let out 3 shriek
battle cry before jumping from the trees and
leasing stings that feel like a gun shot wound. So
ifyou ever visit the rainforrest of Nicaragua, do
not forgat your umbrella,
Although thay appear to be your average bee, these
******* are much bigger ass holes, They give you half
a second ' haing too close before they decide it is
time to completely luck your **** up and empty the
entire , maybe hundreds of thousands of
angry, angry bees. When you run, flailing and crying
and soiling screaming JESUS
CHRIST PM COVERED IN BEES" they will chase
you [or ox er hali' a mile.
These ******* are a half inch in use and destiny every-
thing in their path. [ unmaking a permanent hive
like normal ants, these **** heads march down in single
locations just long enough for the queen to **** out tharr
sands ofzggw, while the soldiers spread out in wide fans
daily in Search offodd Wood“ here, means "anything
moving")
These scary son ofa bitches like to lay their lam a
where it H ill end up in living flesh, For example,
human bot tbs lay their eggs on insects such as a
honsetly, in hopes oft landing and rubbing
human flesh. Thus larvae drop onto the skin and
burrow right the **** in. Where they live. Under
I your skin. Eating.
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#25 - chooseme (08/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
i felt like a badass for taking out the remnants of a hornets nest with i lighter and a can of bugspray


i felt like pyro
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User avatar #53 to #48 - derpyhuman (08/02/2012) [-]
CAZADOR!
#250 - unwantedchange (08/03/2012) [-]
I felt stuff touching my leg the whole time I read this.
I felt stuff touching my leg the whole time I read this.
#258 - FelipeRuiz (08/03/2012) [-]
"Africanized" Bees? Why do the African Bees have to be the angry ones? Why do you have to bring racism into the bug world?
#218 - thebrosiah (08/03/2012) [-]
SHOOTS FLESH MELTING VENOM...
SHOOTS FLESH MELTING VENOM...
#291 - seniorawesomesauce (08/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Imagine a botfly

laying eggs on your testicles

the larvae

eating inside your testicles

High fiving your balls while eating your sperm
#238 - KwMclovin (08/03/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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Everyone back the **** up I got this
#242 to #238 - ieatyououtaldaylon (08/03/2012) [-]
well if this turns out anything like fallout you've made them much larger and more deadly.....you asshole.
#151 - kimberlietaylor (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#145 - lolomgwtfxd (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Damn it i felt like there was something on my back the whole time reading this!   
   
MFW
Damn it i felt like there was something on my back the whole time reading this!

MFW
#236 - xxsexyassassinxx (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
<--- mfw I'm deathly allergic to all but one of these 						*******					.
<--- mfw I'm deathly allergic to all but one of these ******* .
#239 to #236 - chexmex ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
<-- mfw i'm not deathly allergic to any of them but staying indoors for the rest of my life anyways!!!!
#1 - chupavisor (08/02/2012) [-]
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
#261 - juckinfunk (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Mfw he went from 10,000 bees attacking you to maybe 100,000.
#170 - mintnip (08/02/2012) [-]
Everyone, get back! I got this.
Everyone, get back! I got this.
#143 - DrWeird (08/02/2012) [-]
The Bot Fly: Nature's personal &quot;						****					 you &quot; to every other living thing.
The Bot Fly: Nature's personal " **** you " to every other living thing.
#286 - animeartlover (08/03/2012) [-]
Almost stepped on this ****** in my front yard..i hit it 10 times then set it on fire.

Name: Cow killer ant

Fun fact:They are known for their extremely painful sting, said to be strong enough to kill a cow and exoskeleton of all velvet ants is unusually tough (to the point that some entomologists have reported difficulty piercing them with steel pins when attempting to mount them for display in cabinets).
#374 - airforceman (08/03/2012) [-]
I noticed you didn't put where the Japanese Giant Hornet lives. I don't want one attacking me on a daily stroll.
#246 - ompalomper (08/03/2012) [-]
this comp proves that there can be no such thing as a kind and loving god
#184 - cakezs (08/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You forgot to mention the size of the Japanese Giant Hornet...
#43 - jettaelas (08/02/2012) [-]
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#272 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (08/03/2012) [-]
Well... I was confused... I read incest
Well... I was confused... I read incest
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