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Fucking Insects
Credz to Cracked for info
Tags: insect n yo skin
Insects
Inlay the "''', to hare : atts than vim alreadly do.
N only docs this fucker shoot flesh reeling venom
from its mouth, the venom attracts all (Wits fucking
buddies. Not out running these guys either, as they
can reach speeds ( 3) mph.
Bullet ants are an inch long and luvv in the rain
forrest trees of Nicaragua to Paraguay. Before
these Fuckers attack you, they let out 3 shriek
battle cry before jumping from the trees and
leasing stings that feel like a gun shot wound. So
ifyou ever visit the rainforrest of Nicaragua, do
not forgat your umbrella,
Although thay appear to be your average bee, these
fuckers are much bigger ass holes, They give you half
a second ' haing too close before they decide it is
time to completely luck your shit up and empty the
entire , maybe hundreds of thousands of
angry, angry bees. When you run, flailing and crying
and soiling screaming JESUS
CHRIST PM COVERED IN BEES" they will chase
you [or ox er hali' a mile.
These fuckers are a half inch in use and destiny every-
thing in their path. [ unmaking a permanent hive
like normal ants, these shit heads march down in single
locations just long enough for the queen to shit out tharr
sands ofzggw, while the soldiers spread out in wide fans
daily in Search offodd Wood“ here, means "anything
moving")
These scary son ofa bitches like to lay their lam a
where it H ill end up in living flesh, For example,
human bot tbs lay their eggs on insects such as a
honsetly, in hopes oft landing and rubbing
human flesh. Thus larvae drop onto the skin and
burrow right the fuck in. Where they live. Under
I your skin. Eating.
Inlay the "''', to hare : atts than vim alreadly do.
N only docs this fucker shoot flesh reeling venom
from its mouth, the venom attracts all (Wits fucking
buddies. Not out running these guys either, as they
can reach speeds ( 3) mph.
Bullet ants are an inch long and luvv in the rain
forrest trees of Nicaragua to Paraguay. Before
these Fuckers attack you, they let out 3 shriek
battle cry before jumping from the trees and
leasing stings that feel like a gun shot wound. So
ifyou ever visit the rainforrest of Nicaragua, do
not forgat your umbrella,
Although thay appear to be your average bee, these
fuckers are much bigger ass holes, They give you half
a second ' haing too close before they decide it is
time to completely luck your shit up and empty the
entire , maybe hundreds of thousands of
angry, angry bees. When you run, flailing and crying
and soiling screaming JESUS
CHRIST PM COVERED IN BEES" they will chase
you [or ox er hali' a mile.
These fuckers are a half inch in use and destiny every-
thing in their path. [ unmaking a permanent hive
like normal ants, these shit heads march down in single
locations just long enough for the queen to shit out tharr
sands ofzggw, while the soldiers spread out in wide fans
daily in Search offodd Wood“ here, means "anything
moving")
These scary son ofa bitches like to lay their lam a
where it H ill end up in living flesh, For example,
human bot tbs lay their eggs on insects such as a
honsetly, in hopes oft landing and rubbing
human flesh. Thus larvae drop onto the skin and
burrow right the fuck in. Where they live. Under
I your skin. Eating.
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#145
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lolomgwtfxd (08/02/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Damn it i felt like there was something on my back the whole time reading this!
MFW
MFW
#143
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DrWeird (08/02/2012) [-]
The Bot Fly: Nature's personal "fuck you " to every other living thing.
#286
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animeartlover (08/03/2012) [-]
Almost stepped on this fucker in my front yard..i hit it 10 times then set it on fire.
Name: Cow killer ant
Fun fact:They are known for their extremely painful sting, said to be strong enough to kill a cow and exoskeleton of all velvet ants is unusually tough (to the point that some entomologists have reported difficulty piercing them with steel pins when attempting to mount them for display in cabinets).
Name: Cow killer ant
Fun fact:They are known for their extremely painful sting, said to be strong enough to kill a cow and exoskeleton of all velvet ants is unusually tough (to the point that some entomologists have reported difficulty piercing them with steel pins when attempting to mount them for display in cabinets).