Fucked Up Jokes vol 1: Babies. Credit to deadbabyjokes and sickipedia, and to me for second joke . Ill] Mes vol 1: Babies hall}: and a tr), Yamaha smut hunts on
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Fucked Up Jokes vol 1: Babies

Credit to deadbabyjokes and sickipedia, and to me for second joke

****** Ill] Mes vol 1: Babies
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Submitted: 06/25/2012
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User avatar #24 - rainbowrollcake (06/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How do you put a baby in a blender?
Feet first so you see the facial expression.

How do you get a baby out of a blender?
Tortilla chips.

What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

How do you keep a baby from spinning on a clothes line?
you hit it with a shovel.

Why did the baby cross the road?
It didn't, it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than hitting a baby with a bus?
Scraping it out of the tires.

And a story.

After 30 hours of painful labor, a mother finally gave birth to a baby boy. The doctor then took it, slapped it on the ass, threw it down the hallway, soccer kicked it back to the room, and slam dunked it in a trash can. The doctor then turned to the mother who was now sobbing, asking why he did that. The doctor had a look of sincerity on his face and said "Don't worry, I was just ******* with you, the baby was still born"

God I hope someone reads this.
#83 - patchesdacrazy (06/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I've never liked these jokes. Im one of those people where I hear something, and I instantly visualize it. Not a fun combination.
I've never liked these jokes. Im one of those people where I hear something, and I instantly visualize it. Not a fun combination.
User avatar #67 - chokesondik (06/26/2012) [-]
How do you make bad baby jokes?

Take ****** jokes and replace them with the word "baby"
#62 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite was always:

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My dick
#100 - Duckmunky (06/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
who sticks a fork in a ******* toaster
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#27 - nyankat (06/26/2012) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?   
   
   
   
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?



Depends on how hard you throw them.
User avatar #12 - captainchina (06/25/2012) [-]
whats funnier than a dead baby?


a dead baby in a clown suit.
User avatar #8 - toxicwastedump ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree.

1 baby nailed to ten trees.
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#1 - doggstar (06/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what's the difference between a baby nd a sandwich?
i dont come on a sandwich before i eat it
what's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon
#61 - jilliebean (06/26/2012) [-]
MFW comments, and the mental images that followed.
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User avatar #99 - Rollerofdouble (06/26/2012) [-]
What's the worse than 5 babies in a bin?

1 baby in 5 bins
User avatar #80 - gobnick (06/26/2012) [+] (14 replies)
what's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

i don't kiss my girlfriend after sex
User avatar #25 - myballsonyourchin (06/26/2012) [-]
whats the differenca be tween a baby and an apple.
I don't cum in the apple be fore i eat it.
User avatar #5 - kasperscar (06/25/2012) [-]
Why the Baby cross the road?



Cause it was stapled to the Chicken
User avatar #4 - ianus (06/25/2012) [-]
how much babies do you need to paint a wall red? it depends on how hard you throw
User avatar #9 - eminempackerfan (06/25/2012) [-]
When do u take a dead baby out of a micro-wave?
When your done masturbating
#3 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
how do you have sex with a dead baby? the same way you do with a live one
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