Fuck you, Birds. Fuck you. . Whenever a bird mats_ my can. And then they shit on your scrambled eggs while you're eating them outside...
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Fuck you, Birds. Fuck you

Whenever a bird mats_ my can
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Submitted: 07/14/2012
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#4 - Ouronlysaviortwo (07/14/2012) [-]
And then they shit on your scrambled eggs while you're eating them outside...
#14 - dragginbref (07/15/2012) [-]
That's right, get it nice and clean...
User avatar #7 - mrgoodbunny (07/14/2012) [-]
Fuck you birds, i'm going to eat your unfertilized period Eggs.
User avatar #2 - KelsO (07/14/2012) [-]
How is this fucking morbid? :/
#23 - mrcowll (07/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Same story. Whenever a trainer is on a rule in Johto i show them what i'm capable of
#13 - anonymous (07/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #12 - ipablo (07/15/2012) [-]
My grandpa's yard is filled with cat shit, so he goes to the porch and eats some good ol' chinese food
#29 - potatotown (07/15/2012) [-]
Bird's face when they watch you eat their period
Bird's face when they watch you eat their period
User avatar #3 - ChromedDragon (07/14/2012) [-]
you eat their periods?
#22 - mikepetru (07/15/2012) [-]
MFW bird shits on my car
User avatar #5 - blueglue (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
chickens are what scrambled eggs are
User avatar #8 to #5 - DivideByO (07/15/2012) [-]
Very good! That is correct!
User avatar #43 - shadowstepone ONLINE (07/15/2012) [-]
you must have really high cholesterol.
User avatar #9 - Drumachine (07/15/2012) [-]
it's simple, if a bird shits on your car, dont take her out on a date again
#38 - ariusbrightwing (07/15/2012) [-]
WOULD YE LIKE SOME HAMMER WITH THEM EGGS!?
#31 - sevenbaer (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hate to break it to you but we don't eat birds eggs
User avatar #33 to #31 - barrythemonkey (07/15/2012) [-]
actually bird eggs is a delicacy in many countries and chickens are birds as well
User avatar #24 - fuckyoshitnigga (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
CHICKENS ARE MOTHERFUCKING BIRDS NOW WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME.
User avatar #30 to #24 - swimmingprodigy (07/15/2012) [-]
cuz that shit's kind of implied
#11 - dannyslade (07/15/2012) [-]
This was actually funny, well done
This was actually funny, well done
User avatar #18 - ilovetocuddle (07/15/2012) [-]
This made me laugh harder than any content all day!
(even though I have a horrible egg allergy)
#15 - rollcore (07/15/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Love **
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