Fuck this shit. Source: Imgur/Your Nightmares. So, you thought you were scared of spiders... Meet this ugly bastard - The Stone Fish, It lives in the costal wat
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Source: Imgur/Your Nightmares

So, you thought you were scared of spiders...
Meet this ugly bastard - The Stone Fish, It lives in
the costal waters of Australia.
if this little **** stings you it causes THE WORST PAIN
KNOWN To MAN - Not even child birth comes close to
the pain caused by this nasty little ****** . The pain so
great people have been known to attempt botched self
amputations on the affected limb.
Here is what some guy experienced after being
SCRATCH ED on the finger, ''I got spiked on the finger by
a Stonefish in Australia ... never mind a bee sting, ..q
Imagine having each knuckle, then the wrist, elbow and
shoulder being hit in turn with a sledgehammer over
the course of about an hour. Then about an hour later
imagine taking a real kicking to both kidneys for about
45 minutes so that you couldn' t stand or straighten up.
This was the tiniest of nicks. Got sensation hack in my
finger after a few days hut had recurrent kidney pains
periodically for several years afterwards. "
PS. - It frequently leaves the water a can live
outside the ocean for upto 24 hours.
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Submitted: 08/18/2013
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#1 - crazyolitis (08/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Ofcourse it's from 						*******					 Australia...
Ofcourse it's from ******* Australia...
#12 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/18/2013) [+] (33 replies)
There's also a fish that crawls up your dick, they get in through the hole and eat their way in.
They get up to 15 centimeters long and surgery is required to get them out. It's called a nopefish
#46 - pwnigator (08/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Doctor´s face when they don´t know what the **** to do, when there´s a patient, who got stung/touched by a stone fish.
#10 - gastrofizzy (08/18/2013) [-]
Caught one of these once.
Touched it. Picked it up. Poked it.
**** am I glad I didn't touch the spikes.
#59 - ffffyou (08/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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I wanted to go for a swim in the nearby river today. Now I find out about nope and stone fishes
#40 - spielman (08/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I stepped on one of these once
User avatar #47 to #40 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Did you die?
#15 - neexx (08/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #117 - hellspawner (08/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
There's another fish called a Pacu. It eats your testicles.

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#118 to #117 - nigeritobandito (08/18/2013) [-]
mfw i live in sweden
#134 - devilmay (08/18/2013) [-]
Aah. ******* Australia.
#61 - mattdoggy ONLINE (08/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Why would people live there   
it's like everything was made to kill or eat people
Why would people live there
it's like everything was made to kill or eat people
#13 - saucypandora (08/18/2013) [-]
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#105 - cralleballe (08/18/2013) [-]
i apologize if i have done any harm

but please don't step on me it hurts
#68 - maddognoland (08/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#70 - watisup (08/18/2013) [-]
Cousin,I'm proud.
User avatar #4 - rockmanfan ONLINE (08/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
really? you have stuff like ******* box jellyfish in australia and you choose THIS thing to talk about?
#6 to #4 - rimjobmcgee (08/18/2013) [-]
Box jellyfish kills you quick at least, whereas this persist for years
User avatar #45 - klina ONLINE (08/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I believe I would be famous on the internet if I put my dick in it.
#43 - SuperPotatoChipMan (08/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually caught one of these ******* when i was fishing. scary **** .
User avatar #63 to #43 - mattdoggy ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
>reeling it in
>see this fish is on the end of your line
>throw fishing pole into ocean
>run the boat fast to the nearest land
>light boat on fire
>claim it is a sacrifice to Poseidon so he will have mercy on you
>never go near the water again
#182 - nowitspersonal (08/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#213 - junkiegirl (08/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#110 - leafonthewind (08/18/2013) [-]
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never eating taco bell again
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