Florida Zombie Man. .. Bath salts are a synthetic drug that is used to replace Meth, LSD and PhP. It is very, very potent, and actually legal pretty much anywhere. Other cases report
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Florida Zombie Man

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Submitted: 05/30/2012
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#10 - gingerkiller (05/31/2012) [+] (9 replies)
It was bathsalts nnot meth. I as a recovering meth addict take offense!
#12 to #11 - gingerkiller (05/31/2012) [-]
Better than it did for him!
#39 - kajenkajon (05/31/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Bath salts are a synthetic drug that is used to replace Meth, LSD and PhP. It is very, very potent, and actually legal pretty much anywhere. Other cases report crazy things like people wearing their pants around their face and roaming their neighborhood with a butcher knife, or calling 911 sobbing and screaming.
Don't do it!
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#155 - dubstrips (05/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#92 - aliciadizzle (05/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**** imma get ready for this.
User avatar #45 - jackabobbath (05/31/2012) [+] (16 replies)
WHY THE **** DID THEY SHOOT HIM COUPLE MORE BITES AND WE COULD ALL LIVE OR APOCALYPTIC PLANS OUT :(
User avatar #60 to #45 - mrvino (05/31/2012) [-]
if a zombie apocalypse were to happen you would be ******** your pants like the rest of us
User avatar #172 - neoncookie (05/31/2012) [+] (11 replies)
So, ive been thinking about this whole zombie shenanigans. What if this is what zombies are actually like. Not literally dead people walking around eating living people to survive, rising up from graves to attack the living. What if they are just people who once they take these salts, go into a pretty crazy trip, becoming highly aggresive? A greatly magnified trip, perhaps even for the rest of their 'lives'. And if the drug was not just salts but also injected like heroine, then if you get bitten then some of the concentration of the drug would find its way into your bloodstream, obviously would need to be bitten more than once to build up the concentration in your blood to high enough levels to inhibit the effects of the drug.

This is all hypothetical, but it seems a 1000 times more likely and realistic than the literal dead walking the earth, reply with your thoughts if you read it
User avatar #138 - marooned (05/31/2012) [-]
BATH SALTS
NOT EVEN ONCE
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User avatar #122 to #119 - ProWig (05/31/2012) [-]
when he got shot the first time he looked up and growled at the officer lol
#105 - lacrossegirl (05/31/2012) [-]
DAMN
DAMN
#84 - willcutting (05/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'm french, so I don't know what happened does someone could explain me the situation ? Then, I'll maybe be able to laugh to this joke, or not.
#85 to #84 - denizisback (05/31/2012) [-]
there was an man who was chewing a man naked and he got shot 5 times until he got down. inb4 zombie.
there was an man who was chewing a man naked and he got shot 5 times until he got down. inb4 zombie.
#49 - jonasmsv ONLINE (05/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #71 to #49 - kempsishere (05/31/2012) [-]
that actually made me laugh
I've officially had too much 4chan this week
User avatar #94 - sierramike ONLINE (05/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
More like,"PCP, not even once."
#83 - dinkcool (05/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #146 - cygnuswithasmile (05/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
The only part i don't get is why was he naked? I know he took some weird **** , but still, who thinks to themselves "Gonna go chew this guy's face off, better take all my clothes off first!"
User avatar #160 to #150 - legendofzeldafreak (05/31/2012) [-]
Do you eat your people with clothes on?
#27 - Womens Study Major (05/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
in the news say that they shoot 7 time to the zombie... i mean the agresor... i dont see the shots... is all that a rumor?? im confused...
User avatar #38 to #31 - DisgruntledTomato (05/31/2012) [-]
you would expect an exit wound though surely?
User avatar #81 - Nihatclodra (05/31/2012) [-]
*Baths, not even once.
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