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#191 - Cleavland Steamer (03/04/2013) [-]
It sounds like a Mantis Shrimp. They have a powerful claw that can punch and smash stuff like a hammer, and they are very aggressive. They have been known to punch hard enough to crack the walls of thin glass fishtanks.
User avatar #195 to #191 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]
It's not a mantis shrimp

if it was I could sell it for a buttload.
User avatar #198 to #195 - Cleavland Steamer (03/04/2013) [-]
I had no idea they were worth any money. My elementary science teacher had one that accidentally got in her aquarium and went on a fish murder spree. She spent all year trying to kill the little **** .
User avatar #200 to #198 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]
Another really cool shrimp, a pistol shrimp

it snaps its claws together so fast it makes an audiable shockwave in the water that stuns everything near it. ****** like a superpower.

I had one in my reeftank. it never ****** **** up unless it had to
#202 to #200 - fizzor ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Holy **** . Never knew shrimps can be so ******* awesome.
#204 to #202 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]
As badass as it is, it's more of a lover than a fighter.

It has a symbiotic relationship with this gobi fish (cant remember the name of the fish)

The fish makes a home for the shrimp to live in, and the shrimp in return grooms and protects the fish

Its like inviting your barber to live with you if you can have free haircuts for life.
#246 to #204 - dwarfman (03/04/2013) [-]
It's the Sun Bro of the aquatic world.
User avatar #213 to #204 - fizzor ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Haha, fair enough, even though the ability to snap your claws so hard that it stuns fishes and can break small glass jars (as said in Wikipedia) sounds ******* brutal.
User avatar #357 to #213 - daniboi (03/04/2013) [-]
"As it collapses, the cavitation bubble reaches temperatures of over 5,000 K (4,700 °C). In comparison, the surface temperature of the sun is estimated to be around 5,800 K (5,500 °C)" - Wikipedia and science series.

Pretty darn awesome
#210 to #204 - yurippe (03/04/2013) [-]
that's just friggin adorable.
that's just friggin adorable.
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