Dead Baby Jokes. I'm aware that some of you may hate these..... but I find them funny.... So let's just see how this goes... Edit: Golly gosh top 80! I guess I'm not the only messed up one! =P.
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Dead Baby Jokes

I'm aware that some of you may hate these..... but I find them funny.... So let's just see how this goes...

Edit: Golly gosh top 80! I guess I'm not the only messed up one! =P

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Submitted: 12/26/2011
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#30 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't fuck an apple before i cut it up and eat it
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#69 - Chukie ONLINE (12/27/2011) [-]
Dark humor isn't everyone's cup of liquidized dead baby...
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#28 - imfromyoutube **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]

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#5 - troro (12/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I laughed at this... Does that mean im going to hell?
I laughed at this... Does that mean im going to hell?
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#56 - segepop **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: 2 scoops ice cream one scoop dead baby add bevrage of choice.
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#39 - funstix (12/27/2011) [-]
I lost it on the first one. Oh god save me.
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#84 - Utkezabanje (12/27/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of sand?



You can't unload a truck full of sand with a trident..
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#83 - grizzlyboor **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
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User avatar #74 - foxborohottubs (12/27/2011) [-]
Another way to make a dead baby float
is with 2 scoops of ice cream and one
scoop of dead baby.
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User avatar #66 - SteyrAUG (12/27/2011) [-]
How long does it take to microwave a dead baby?

I don't know I was too busy masturbating.
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User avatar #63 - littlegoat (12/27/2011) [-]
I'm a dead baby and frankly I'm just offended.
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User avatar #25 - flingwing ONLINE (12/27/2011) [-]
whats more fun than frolicking through a field of dead babies? ..... mowing it...
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User avatar #10 - fcptnl (12/26/2011) [-]
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles in the living room?

Nail its other hand to the floor.



Whats funny about a trash can full of dead babies?

The alive one at the bottom




What you call a baby with no arm and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Fucked.
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User avatar #9 - Dilliwig **User deleted account** (12/26/2011) [-]
what's the difference between a dead baby and a chocolate bar?

1000 calories.

What's the difference between a ferrari and 1,000,000 dead babys

i don't have a ferrari in my garage.
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#8 - blynx (12/26/2011) [-]
What do you call a baby with a broken jaw?

DEEP THROAT!
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#90 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2011) [-]
whats the difference between a baby and a Refridgerator?

the refridgerator dosent squeal when i put my meat in it.
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User avatar #87 - ultimasnake (12/27/2011) [-]
how do you call a dead baby nailed to the wall...
ART
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User avatar #85 - Monkeysuit (12/27/2011) [-]
what do you do when there's a wounded baby crawling around your backyard?
Stop laughing. Reload.
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