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#274 - gongthehawkeye (06/21/2012) [-]
None of this scares me because:   
I don't go out (I'm forever alone   
I don't drive, and I always sit in the back seat like a champ   
I don't trick or treat (I just scare little kids with my friends   
Again, don't drive, so the slashing thing can't happen   
The baby one is kinda funny   
And I don't use public restrooms, for fear of getting incurable ass STDs, or public phones, because I have no 						*******					 clue how to work those things (I'm retarded like that)   
I love all your other posts though.
None of this scares me because:
I don't go out (I'm forever alone
I don't drive, and I always sit in the back seat like a champ
I don't trick or treat (I just scare little kids with my friends
Again, don't drive, so the slashing thing can't happen
The baby one is kinda funny
And I don't use public restrooms, for fear of getting incurable ass STDs, or public phones, because I have no ******* clue how to work those things (I'm retarded like that)
I love all your other posts though.
#275 to #274 - CIS White Male (05/17/2014) [-]
I'm paranoid because of the strange dreams I keep having.I kept dreaming something that is very real but after a few minutes I saw it happen infront of my very eyes after iI have woken up.So I decided to never walk out and I need sleeping drugs or I cry myself to sleep to To stop everything.I go on the internet just to past the time..
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