I remember, and I also remember the first two being the category; "Real Scary Stories"

the book didnt make them they used them, i remember reading those books

Yup those were the stuff back when I was a kid

Whats a guillotine?

Traditionally a guillotine was an execution device used most-famously in France. Effectively, a large blade would drop directly onto the head of the prisoner, beheading them. In this case, instead of gravity and the neck, it's a machine and the testicles.

Oh my fuck they did that to your dick?

In this situation, that's what it's for. Apparently this group is against reproduction of humans, so they remove the easiest part to damage, the male testicles.

Fuck that I am only using urinals from now on

scary stuff man, scary stuff