Coffins. Posting for spooks and maybe a few laughs.. Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell., The tubing
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Coffins

Posting for spooks and maybe a few laughs.

Coffins
used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of
copper tubing and a bell., The tubing would allow air for victims buried
under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small
town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night,
went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it
was also the wind. This time, it wasn' t either. A Joice from below
begged and pleaded to be unburied. "Are you Sarah C)' Banstorm?''
Harold asked. Wes!" The muffled mice asserted. “Wu were born on
September 17, 1827'?"" Yeal."" The gravestone here says you died on
February 20, 1857,"" Nto, I' m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me Lip, set me
free!” "Sorry about this, ma' am," Harold said, stepping on the bell to
silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. "But this is August,
Whatever you are down there, you sure as Hell ain' t alive no more,
and you ain' t comm’ up."
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Submitted: 07/12/2013
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#17 - ASerbDudeDva (07/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell.
Bell rings. Is no wind.
Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?"
Voice says "Yes!"
"Born winter of 1927?"
"Yes!"
"Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957"
"Niet, am still living!"
"Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
#1 - toastableduckling (07/12/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I may be some sort of retarded or something, But I don't understand this.
So the lady was alive and the grave person just covered the pipe up anyway?
User avatar #5 to #1 - theseventhalias (07/12/2013) [-]
she died in February.

August is 6 months later. There is no way she could survive down there for 6 months.
#35 - tuned (07/13/2013) [-]
there should be a bell that would ring everytime this gets reposted
#13 - thegamegestapo ONLINE (07/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If you ever want a chill to do with coffins then just think about the design for a moment. Funerals are traditionally open casket and after the coffin is buried it's got six feet of earth on top of it.

So why are they nailed shut?
#14 - kenwordo (07/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#12 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
This would have been a scary story had the gravedigger guy not been all "						****					 your 						****					, you zombie 						************					"   
   
Now it's a mixture of unsettling yet chuckleworthy
This would have been a scary story had the gravedigger guy not been all " **** your **** , you zombie ************ "

Now it's a mixture of unsettling yet chuckleworthy
User avatar #18 - redstonealchemist (07/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this ******* guy
THIS ******* GUY, ALRIGHT?
this guy stopped a ******* zombie apocalypse long before people knew of zombies in general
User avatar #16 - thebigoddone (07/12/2013) [-]
3spooky5me
#11 - scoutnineonethree (07/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #60 - spiffybacon (07/15/2013) [-]
That tricky whore. Not on Harold's watch, bitch.
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#43 - oxan Comment deleted by theugandanhero [+] (8 replies)
#47 to #46 - theincorrigibleone (07/13/2013) [-]
Good thing you scrolled down beforehand to prevent looking foolish!
Oh wait...
User avatar #61 - anxious (07/19/2013) [-]
Harold keeps his job on check bitches wanting out and ****
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