>chilling one day when I pass out
>no clue why
>people flip shit, think I'm dead
>wake up, feeling rested as FUCK.
>like, best sleep ever man, feelsgood
>realise it's too dark and quiet
>holy shit i'm in a coffin
>screaming for help
>hear old douchebag's voice through tube
>HALP PLOX
>yeah I was born on etc etc...
>get me the fuck out of here, please?
>says he won't help
>wtf man
>fucking dick.