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Coffin.
I wouldn't say that it's morbid, just more 'creepy-pasta' than most things I've read on here.
Coffins
Comps used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of
copper tubing and a bell., The tubing would allow air for victims buried
under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small
town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night,
went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it
was also the wind. This time, it wasn' t either. A voice from below
begged and pleaded to be unburied. "Are you Sarah C)' Banstorm?''
Harold asked. Wes!" The muffled voice asserted. “Wu were born on
September 17, 1827'?"" Yeal."" The gravestone here saw you died on
February 20, 1857,"" Nto, I' m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me Lip, set me
free!” "Sorry about this, ma' am," Harold said, stepping on the bell to
silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. "But this is August,
Whatever you are down there, you sure as Hell ain' t alive no more,
and you ain' t comm’ up."
Comps used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of
copper tubing and a bell., The tubing would allow air for victims buried
under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small
town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night,
went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it
was also the wind. This time, it wasn' t either. A voice from below
begged and pleaded to be unburied. "Are you Sarah C)' Banstorm?''
Harold asked. Wes!" The muffled voice asserted. “Wu were born on
September 17, 1827'?"" Yeal."" The gravestone here saw you died on
February 20, 1857,"" Nto, I' m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me Lip, set me
free!” "Sorry about this, ma' am," Harold said, stepping on the bell to
silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. "But this is August,
Whatever you are down there, you sure as Hell ain' t alive no more,
and you ain' t comm’ up."
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#41
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emeraldslam (05/12/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
I guess you could say Harold had a rather
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#29
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SquishyHaribo (05/12/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
> man walking home at night
> hears something behind him
> kaclunk clunk clunk kaclunk
> looks behind him and sees a coffin rolling towards him
> kaclunk clunk clunk kaclunk
> he starts to run, it speeds up
> kaclunkclunkclunkkaclunk
> he fumbles with his keys as he gets to his house
> opens the door and slams it behind
> he hears a feint sound
> kaclunk clunk clunk kaclunk
> the coffin bursts through the door
> the man runs up the stairs throwing everything at his disposal
> slippers, dumbells, lamps
> yet the coffin carries on
> kaclunk clunk clunk kaclunk
> the man finally dashes into the bathroom and starts throwing more stuff
> shampoo, soap, towels
> the coffin carries on
> only one more thing on the shelf to throw
> the man throws the cough syrup at the coffin
> the coffin stops
> hears something behind him
> kaclunk clunk clunk kaclunk
> looks behind him and sees a coffin rolling towards him
> kaclunk clunk clunk kaclunk
> he starts to run, it speeds up
> kaclunkclunkclunkkaclunk
> he fumbles with his keys as he gets to his house
> opens the door and slams it behind
> he hears a feint sound
> kaclunk clunk clunk kaclunk
> the coffin bursts through the door
> the man runs up the stairs throwing everything at his disposal
> slippers, dumbells, lamps
> yet the coffin carries on
> kaclunk clunk clunk kaclunk
> the man finally dashes into the bathroom and starts throwing more stuff
> shampoo, soap, towels
> the coffin carries on
> only one more thing on the shelf to throw
> the man throws the cough syrup at the coffin
> the coffin stops
#50
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thefapperman (05/12/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
>chilling one day when I pass out
>no clue why
>people flip shit, think I'm dead
>wake up, feeling rested as FUCK.
>like, best sleep ever man, feelsgood
>realise it's too dark and quiet
>holy shit i'm in a coffin
>screaming for help
>hear old douchebag's voice through tube
>HALP PLOX
>yeah I was born on etc etc...
>get me the fuck out of here, please?
>says he won't help
>wtf man
>fucking dick.
>no clue why
>people flip shit, think I'm dead
>wake up, feeling rested as FUCK.
>like, best sleep ever man, feelsgood
>realise it's too dark and quiet
>holy shit i'm in a coffin
>screaming for help
>hear old douchebag's voice through tube
>HALP PLOX
>yeah I was born on etc etc...
>get me the fuck out of here, please?
>says he won't help
>wtf man
>fucking dick.
#44
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funnyjunkelite (05/12/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
what if the kids tried to prank the place by switching the tombstones
#42
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patchesdacrazy (05/12/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
... my birthday is September 17th....
DUH DUH DUUUUUH!
DUH DUH DUUUUUH!
#87
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pimpolay (05/12/2012) [-] Crafty bitch tried to get out of that box but Harold was not having non of that shut that bitch right the fuck up
#22
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inspiratron (05/12/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
What if she were in a coma and awoke from it that night?
#36
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boredinschool (05/12/2012) [-]
Considering the time frame it wouldve just been funner to pour kerosene down the tube and light it.
#77
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Afterlife (05/12/2012) [-] "and that, my grandchildren, is how i prevented the zombie invasion"
#34
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mcfluffykins (05/12/2012) [-] First part of it at least is true. This is where the term "Dead Ringer" comes from.
#82
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frysfrys (05/12/2012) [-] People were buried alive because they were, most likely, in a coma. When scientists dug up the bodies, they found deep scratch marks on the inner-top of the coffin and also found massive clumps of hair in the bodies' hands. Scary shit.
