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Submitted: 05/01/2012
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#6 - fantomen (05/01/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>be fresh out of state re-education camp
>be caretaker of young comrade Anya and young comrade Ivan
>send them off to bed, sit on chair and read Marx
>hear noise from turnip storage cellar, enter cellar and look around
>see large unsettling statue of Lenin in corner
>drink some vodka and ignore it
>go back upstairs to read more Marx
>hear something more of annoying noise
>go back to cellar to investigate
>statue of Lenin is GONE and window is open, damnGypsies.mkv
>scared to light candles, get to village telephone and call militia, and parents of children
>Militia man comrade Yuri shows up with glorious motherland PPSh-41 in only 3 hours. Parents take only 6 hours
>parents tell me they own no statue of Lenin
>Militia man Yuri finds children dead inside the house
>KGB arrests parents for not owning statue of Lenin
>they are sent to mine ice in Siberia
>they arrest me for not informing them of the lack of a Lenin statue
>I'm sent back to stare re-education camp
>feelsterriblecomrade.cccp
Such is life in Soviet Russia




#70 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Be serial killer
>See house no one seems to be in
>Break in through basement window
>Be waiting
>Here noise upstairs
>Hide in corner
>Kid comes down
>Stand still
>Kid goes up
>Over hear kid calling navy
>wevegotabadass.jpg
>Climb out the window and run
User avatar #13 - Nastycold (05/01/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be 9th grade Soviet babysitter.
>Be babysitting Anastasia and Dmitri.
>Listening to glorious Soviet radio.
>Hear something downstairs.
>Look around glorious Soviet basement.
>See statue of Comrade Lenin.
>Sing glorious Soviet hymn to statue of Comrade Lenin.
>Go back upstairs.
>Hear something again.
>Go back down again.
>Statue of Comrade Lenin is gone!
>Weep.
>Call parents and KGB.
>Parents and KGB come.
>Parents say they never had glorious statue of Comrade Lenin.
>KGB arrests parents for not having glorious statue of Comrade Lenin in house.
DAILY LIFE IN SOVIET RUSSIA.
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#316 - jmrking **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#186 - cullenatorguy (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This was based off of an old chain mail type thing on facebook I saw a while back. Really OP?   
   
   
   
   
I'm getting thumbed down for saying this aren't I
This was based off of an old chain mail type thing on facebook I saw a while back. Really OP?




I'm getting thumbed down for saying this aren't I

#2 - trepidhickory (05/01/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Sounds a lot like the story about the babysitter babysitting a millionaire's children, she was watching tv in the living room but the clown statue was creeping her out, she called the father and asked if there was another room she could sleep, father told her to grab the kids and run out of the house, turns out the kids had been complaining about a clown who would stare at them while they slept, turns out the clown was a hobo living in the giant mansion.
#60 - rikusorax (05/01/2012) [-]
Yes call the navy.
User avatar #319 - derangedberger (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>soviet man and his wife become tired making communism.
>visit stalingrad to bask in glory of soviet russia greatest city
>they hire most trusted babysitter to watch children
>children already sleeping
>babysitter notices unsettling statue of lenin.
>she make call parents, ask cover lenin statue.
>parents reply "da, but we have no lenin statue."
>babysitter call kgb
>children and babysitter found murdered
>parents are arrested for not owning lenin statue
>such is life in moscow.
#109 - discomufffin (05/01/2012) [-]
>Be a clown serial killer
>Go in this kid's basement
>Just chillinlikeavillian.jpg
>Knock over my can of coca cola.
> **** the kid is coming
>Hide on a coat rack like the little mother ****** from home alone
>Hah the faggot didn't see me
>Feel like leavin
> **** in the box of christmas decorations
>Hop out the window with ****** powers
>Feel like killing some little kids
#292 - demguiltybones (05/02/2012) [-]
>be clown serial killer
>hiding in some basement
>accidentally knock over lamp or some ****
> stupid kid comes down
> looks DIRECTLY into my eyes
>kid shrugs and walks away
>haul ass out window before cops show up
>ishouldntbealive.jpg
>came back a week later and killed them all
>mfw i posted this just to insult their memory
User avatar #20 - lordketchup (05/01/2012) [+] (18 replies)
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
#272 - fritolayyomama (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
my face when stolen from scary stories book
#369 - drdisrespect (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>take well known scary story
>tell it 4chan style
>???
>op is a faggot
#346 - himynameismike (05/02/2012) [-]
And over here we have some **** that's been posted on every website known to man.
#279 - flavoredassassin (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be in 9th grade
>be babysitting tom and sally
>send them off to bed
>watching tv
>hear something in the basement
>go downstairs looking around
>no one around
>drop my pants
>take a **** in the center of the basement
>leave


#383 - xmatron (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 12   
>waiting in car   
>see clown across parking lot   
>make eye contact   
>starts walking over   
>mfw
>be 12
>waiting in car
>see clown across parking lot
>make eye contact
>starts walking over
>mfw
User avatar #326 - ajmartin (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
should've called the air force, not the navy.
#333 to #326 - koalasonfire (05/02/2012) [-]
NOT THE NAVY!
#16 - dingojohn (05/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Oldest ******* urban-legend in the world ! How did this get so far on the road to frontpage ?

> ****** ******* around
> ****** ****** ******
>watermelon
>scary sound downstairs
>i'm a pussy
>it was the butler!
>cops show up
>wasn't the butler
>IT WAS PHONE !

Now give me frontpage, at least that story was OC, and not something we all heard from our friends or sibling when we were 9 !
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