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He obviously trying for insurance fraud, that driver made an honest man out of him.
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Fgner (03/06/2012) [-]
Officer: So what happened here?
Him: Well... I tried to throw myself onto the hood of this card so I could say they hit me and get money... But the bitch freaked out for some reason and slammed the gas pedal.
Officer: So why did you hit the gas pedal and run him over?
Her: I was just minding my own business and he jumps on my car! I thought he was going to mug me!
Officer: So what did you see happen?
Citizen: No freaking clue, I just took his wallet.
Gotta look at it from every perspective man.
Him: Well... I tried to throw myself onto the hood of this card so I could say they hit me and get money... But the bitch freaked out for some reason and slammed the gas pedal.
Officer: So why did you hit the gas pedal and run him over?
Her: I was just minding my own business and he jumps on my car! I thought he was going to mug me!
Officer: So what did you see happen?
Citizen: No freaking clue, I just took his wallet.
Gotta look at it from every perspective man.