Black Swallower. 1st piece of proper content. Go easy.. CAUTION. SOME PRETTY SCARY IS DOWN THERE... Time for some knowledge up in here. This is the Black/ Great
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Black Swallower

1st piece of proper content. Go easy.

CAUTION.
SOME PRETTY ******* SCARY
**** IS DOWN THERE...
Time for some knowledge up in here. This
************ is the Black/ Great Swallower am),
or niger am, and this bitch
can swallow other fish it' s own mass or
twice it' s length. The guy can grow to be
long, so he can eat ******* that are
long.. Dude' s a badass. His jaws leave his
******* head and clamp down with the power
of 1000 suns around it' s prey and then he
swallows the ****** whole.. So think about
this next time you' re in the sea..
This specific piece of **** quality nightmare fuel was a
Great Swallower than ate an 86 ******* cm snake
mackeral. The unlucky sonofabitch was so big it burst
out of the swallowers stomach.
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Submitted: 07/27/2013
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#1 - fizzor (07/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
What's this? Could it be that a worthy challenger has finally arrived to prove itself against the almighty ************ ?
#13 - gameshredder (07/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Sleep tight   
   
They aren't serial killers that will get me in the night. They're in the water.   
   
I'm not sleeping in the water
>Sleep tight

They aren't serial killers that will get me in the night. They're in the water.

I'm not sleeping in the water
#17 - ampy (07/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I still think Goblin Sharks are more terrifying.
I still think Goblin Sharks are more terrifying.
#12 - katinka (07/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
but i'm more than 50 cm...
#8 - vpngtn ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
#3 - superafromanxd (07/27/2013) [-]
thought I accidentally went into NSFW
#33 - puar (07/28/2013) [-]
Black Swallower

#130 - zomitlu ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Of course I'll sleep tight. I don't live in the sea, and this wasn't even remotely scary. Interesting, sure but scary? Wouldn't scare a 5 year old.
#61 - icametocomment (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But if it's stomach is thin enough to be ruptured, how has it survived this long?
#65 to #61 - brokenboulevard (07/28/2013) [-]
It swallowed smaller prey.
It swallowed smaller prey.
#116 - spoonhero **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Omg somewhere in the sea there is a scary fish. How am I gonna be able to sleep tonight?
#71 - Afig (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Your mom's the great swallower
#62 - slendercam (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was actually expecting to see something much worse. Kind of disappointed.
I was actually expecting to see something much worse. Kind of disappointed.
#37 - agentdoubleohio (07/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
nightmares from me
nightmares from me
#32 - roxasbaby (07/28/2013) [-]
These guys are pretty scary and all, but the gulper eel is terrifying. This thing can grow up to 6 feet.
#105 - milkinmapockets (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How is this going to affect my sleeping? Im not a ******* fish, or do I live underwater.
#38 - devout feminist (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Has anyone checked this guys math? "10x its mass or body length." Wouldn't that mean that if he was 25cm he could eat something that was 2.5m. Because 25cmx10 doesn't equal 50cm it equals 250cm or 2.5m.
2.5m= 98.4252in
50cm= 19.685in
25cm= 9.84252in
250cm= 98.4252in = 8ft
'MURICA **** YEAH!
User avatar #42 to #38 - navadae (07/28/2013) [-]
...you didn't read it properly and made yourself look bad
he said "10x its mass or twice its length"
mass and length are not the same
User avatar #74 - thexguy (07/28/2013) [-]
x
#67 - airjordanjetson (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jokes on you, 						******					 don't swim
Jokes on you, ****** don't swim
#29 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
Based on what I know about biology, the facial structure of the Black Swallower is consistent with examples of fish found in the extreme depths of the ocean.

Therefore, we can conclude that contact with this particular fish is highly improbable to cause any significant ill thoughts.

And yes, I will sleep well tonight.
#86 - redsalsa (07/28/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I just think this post is ill-representing of the scary ************* things in the ocean




<sloane's viperfish
#119 to #117 - voiceless ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Goblin shark.
Goblin shark.
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