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Beware, chairs

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Submitted: 06/05/2012
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#1 - larska (06/05/2012) [+] (10 replies)
#33 - quizzical (06/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#60 - etrian (06/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh my god, I would have so much fun with her. Just imagine her gravitational pull, I would get up to full running speed, then at the last moment as I pass her, jump. I would then get caught in orbit for a short while then get catapulted into the opposite direction where I would have a mattress set-up to catch me.

Or, her gravity would be too strong and I get be caught indefinitely in her pull. Slowly spiraling around her for the rest of my life, until one day I get too close. Then we collide, and the resulting energy released from the explosion causes molten rock dust to cover the earth.

This molten rock dust would choke out all plant based life, and drastically lower the temperature of the planet. Herbivores who now have no source for sustenance soon die off, and carnivores die off in turn. There is worldwide mass extinction, the crater left behind by the previously mentioned explosion is too big for the planet to maintain structural integrity.

Earth collapses upon itself...on second thought i'll just keep my distance from her.
#143 - pineq (06/06/2012) [-]
she breaks everything.
she breaks everything.
User avatar #276 - synapse (06/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
She probably Cushioned her fall by her fat ******* back. And then she started rolling. She rolled out of her house through the wall and rolled into a street and crushed a bunch of cars and then she exploded.
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#40 - manofadventure (06/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This. This is why the terrorists hate us...
User avatar #158 - thewalruss (06/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I can't get how the people get this fat... I mean... at some point you must realize that you have a problem, and this whale reached it long time ago.
#267 - thederpestest (06/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#290 - WhatIsGwaning (06/06/2012) [-]
It's funny because she's fat
It's funny because she's fat
User avatar #144 - Ivandrago (06/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Heh, morbidly obese.
#273 - iworkforlaughs (06/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'd still hit it, she's got a cute face.
I'd still hit it, she's got a cute face.
#277 to #273 - synapse (06/06/2012) [-]
You disgust me americans.
#266 - neocortex (06/06/2012) [-]
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#240 - Drumachine (06/06/2012) [-]
**Drumachine rolled a random image posted in comment #145 at Saw on a low budget ** chair's face when
#170 - iizsimon (06/06/2012) [-]
stupid fat cunt, you deserve it   
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stupid fat cunt, you deserve it

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#68 - hiawatup (06/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#39 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (06/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#24 - dovakinbronie (06/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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