BIG FUCKING NOPE

>Be last night
>really really eager to take a shit
>goes to toilet to let the bombs drop
>starts shitting
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>sudden ly hear happy evil laughter
>home alone
>probably the neighbors
>keeps shitting
>almost finished
>hear evil laughter again
>fucking neighbors
>starts thinking about the movie Dreamcatcher
>gets worried to get assraped by alien
>hears laughter again
>scared as fuck
>gets poked in the ass
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