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Astral Projection With Theta

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Submitted: 04/28/2013
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#4 - trollfacecraig (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>first and only lucid dream
>walking through the city at night
>very cold, could see my breath
>see a door down the end of the road
>everything around it is in darkness, the door is bright
>walk upto it and see the mailbox is made of gold
>uncontrollable urge to put hand in mailbox
>door starts fading, mailbox shines brighter
>hand slowly reaches up
>Could feel heartrate increasing as i slowly put my hand through
>*inserts hand*
>start feeling a tingling sensation on my fingers
>cannot explain what it was, was unfamiliar, but nice.
>slowly back away from the mailbox
>arm detaches from body and remains in same place
>i back away from my floating arm, can still feel the tingling
>dream ends with me melting into the cold dark floor
>*wakes up*
> MFW my dog is licking my fingers



#5 - midnightcat (04/29/2013) [-]
well guess who's going to be listening to some theta sound waves tonight
#10 - HappyBorg (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember lucid dreaming a few times but they weren't bad experiences. But I remember having one big nightmare where a lizard man was attacking me, followed by spider eggs hatching on me, and being paralyzed while I was about to be raped.
<MFW after waking up.
#3 - domitius (04/28/2013) [-]
sounds brutal
sounds brutal
User avatar #1 - navadae (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what the actual fu--
#25 - manueldomingues ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
My story, i have 2, i´ll post the other one if you want:
>be in 6th grade
>bedtime
>start dreaming
>feels real, feels weird
>im in a room, a strange room, an old person´s room
>not an ugly room, nor scary, all made in wood with good lightning
>suddenly a man opens the sliding glass paneled door in the room
>it´s an old man, bald with a suit
>me-"hi, what am i doing here?"
>old man-"i think you know"
>he smiles, i start getting scared
>me-"you´re death!"
>he smiles more
>i think "hurr durr maybe if i show no fear and make a challenging face he´ll go away"
>bad idea
>old man-"hahaha you think you can escape? hahaha"
>oh **** , heart starts beating fast
>faster, faster, FASTER
>me-"no i won´t die, no"
>wake up
>sweating like a pig, heart beating so fast i don´t know why i didn´t have a heart attack
>scared as ****
>spent rest of night playing with toys, no sleep
>still scared of death today
User avatar #23 - moribus (04/29/2013) [-]
>be me
>lucid dreaming
>trying to recreate bioshock infinite world (im used to stuff like that, trained alot)
>1900 style zeppelin flies over me
> ****** gets on fire
>drops down right on me
>screaming, because my pants full of **** from fear (never happened hen lucid before)
>two seconds blackout
>i ******* respawn in the same place
>zepelin crashes on me again
>same **** repeats infinite times,i mean realy INFINITE times
>wake up
>still scared ******** , off same horror over and over
>record to phone my dream because i always do, for lucid training (i dont kno why i did after that dream)
>fall to sleep
>wake up
>listen to record of dream experience
>remember
>scared again
>unistall bioshock infinite
#14 - epictitle (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
where might i get hold of this "theta sound waves" you speak of?
User avatar #7 - blewws (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hold the **** up! Do I just have to listen to this sound and lie down and I'll get to fight demons and fly? Or is this some sort of ******** ? If someone would be so kind to explain, I would be ever so grateful
User avatar #33 - noobletxii ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>This is sleep paralysis not lucid dreaming.
>Learn your **** .
>Lucid dreaming.
>Every not before you sleep tell yourself "wake up after every dream." >Place a notebook beside your bed.
>Every night you should wake up after your dream ends.
>LAY STILL and try to remember as much as you can.
>Once you have done this tell your self again "wake up after every dream,"

>Do this for about a month.

>After a month read what you wrote down.
>Find similarities in all your dreams then when you are dreaming, and you see that similarity you know you are dreaming.
>Once you know you are dreaming you can control it.
>In order to make stuff appear make it appear behind you so the excitement doesn't wake you up.
This is lucid dreaming, it works.
My similarity is my house.
User avatar #35 to #33 - grimeyboi (05/20/2013) [-]
surely you see your house all the time when your not dreaming
User avatar #32 - Bloodsickness (05/03/2013) [-]
After watching Insidious, I don't think I even want to do lucid dreams, ive always wanted to try though. Can you guys tell me if I would be like, okay? Can somebody wake you up or are you in sub-coma where you can only wake yourself up? Seeing your other stories have made me have second thoughts but I still want to do it.
#31 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
that was sleep parilism, its common in lucid dreaming, and excact the opposite of lucid dreaming (in control of dreams state, not in control in wake state) it can be scary but it nothing to be afraid of.
User avatar #30 - lolwutthef (04/30/2013) [-]
i've had **** tons of lucid dreams and out of body experiences (if any of you believe in them) ive seen myself sleeping and family members too, when i lucid dream i am always followed by a deep voice that screams at me, and ive been to so many places that i suppose are my subconscious empty hospitals, parks, hallways from building ive never been in etc... but when i have out of body experiences which are not very often **** gets out of control, ive seen figures telling me to as what you fj interpeted
"to get my ass back in my body" and most of the time 2 black figures follow me around, they dont attack or help me they are simply there... watching me... so yeah thats my experience with this whole crap... also me and my friend would do this werod **** in which we would ventilate very and then hold our breath until we fainted and a lot of weird **** happened while we passed out
User avatar #29 - showtitsgulpbleach (04/29/2013) [-]
For those who do not understand lucid dreaming. Lucid dreaming is a state of consciousness in which you are aware of the fact you are dreaming, allowing you to manipulate the dream itself. The theta brainwaves in your head control restful sleep and dreaming, so stimulating them with theta sound waves can help you create a controlled lucid dream state. A lot of lucid dreams happen when someone is sleeping at night then realize it is a dream, but the way i described was done just by relaxation and the use of the theta sound wave. Look up "lucid dreaming using theta sound waves" for more information.
#26 - cykocd ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
9.5/10

i leld
#22 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
when im dreaming and it becomes lucid, my first instinct is to spawn a hot woman and start having sex with her. i know it's sick, but that's the only chance i'll ever get to have sex with kate upton.
#20 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
This was just a lucid dream, not an astral projection.
An Astral projection is where you move outside of your waking body in a dream, but things tend to be realistic.
User avatar #18 - fuiuki (04/29/2013) [-]
My lucid dreams consist of paralysis and feelings. And waking up. Yeah, waking up in a dream, only to think you're actually awake. Bye bye, lucid dream!
#12 - antirepostmovement (04/29/2013) [-]
I had simillar experience, with shivering and all. Felt like i was going to die. i think it's mostly because of fear and adrenaline accompanied with sleep paralysis. one of the worst experiences in my life tho.
User avatar #9 - ForReal ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I should read the Odyssey again. I love it.
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