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Ansell's Retort

 
This is the story of Bill Ansell. One day, in Farley Road, Ross Township, Pennsylvania, Ansell put up a beautiful Christmas Light Display. However, Pamela Heck, local cunt-bitch, cunted and bitched at Bill all throughout the night, because the lights were shining through her window. For whatever cunty/bitchy reason, Heck did not just close the goddamn blinds. This was the result: Ansell put up a beheaded choir, a Virgin Mary stabbed through the head with a knife and a hilarious pissing Santa. But the cunt-bitches got the whole town and ABC News on his ass, and are now playing the victims. FJ, how can create support for Bill Ansell?

abcnews.go.com/US/man-terrorizing-neighbors-hostile-holiday-decoration-display/story?id=27671282
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Submitted: 12/20/2014
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#1 - spookyghostparty ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
"“There was a Virgin Mary here, and he placed a knife through her head, right there on the edge of our driveway,” Joanne Hebda told “20/20.” “I thought it was a terroristic threat.”"

Are you ******* kidding me? Socially ostracizing your neighbor because you don't like his lawn displays in all fairness, if he really has been doing this for six years he's kind of being a dick about it at this point is one thing. Accusing him of terrorism is another thing entirely. **** this asshole.
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#4 - stickittoem (01/08/2015) [-]
Lol. I would love to have this guy as my neighbor.
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User avatar #3 - reyvarch (12/21/2014) [-]
His yard looks like a ******* dump.
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User avatar #2 - flemsdfer ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
The display, I think he's fair in. Shining floodlights into your neighbors houses and making loud noise all night just because you wish to disturb their sleep? No, he's being in the wrong there. I would be more than pissed at my local officials just letting him ignore the orders to stop and letting the fines go unpaid with no action taken.

I think the neighborhood should honestly gang up on him and set his yard on fire and smash all his lights, then all go tight lipped about it when/if police try and investigate.
 
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