Animal myths 2 (rp). So now I put these up now, i know they all arent morbid, but I had a lot ask me to put these up. And yes of course I am advertising my busi whomadewho myths
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Animal myths 2 (rp). So now I put these up now, i know they all arent morbid, but I had a lot ask me to put these up. And yes of course I am advertising my busi

So now I put these up now, i know they all arent morbid, but I had a lot ask me to put these up.
And yes of course I am advertising my business, so if you wanna buy a custom made pokemon card wallet, go here:
www.facebook.com/PokemonCardWallets

Animal Myths 2
In 1898, Two lions were responsible for the deaths of 135 of
construction workers on the Railway. They did not
kill because of territory, or because they felt threaten. They killed
these people for FUN.
A woman came home from shopping to find her Doberman choking
on something, she quickly put him in the car and drove him to the vet.
The vet told her to go on home while he operated to remove whatever
was lodged in the dog' s windpipe, and he' d call her when she could
pick up her pet. She wasn' t home for long when the vet called and
told her in an excited voice to get out ofthe house right now, he' d be
by to explain in a few minutes. from her neighbor' s window she saw
the vet arrive with the police and ran out to see if her dog was alright
and what was going on. As the police ran into her house the vet told
her what her loving pet had choked on, two human fingers. The police
found the escaped Lunatic hiding in the closet nursing his mangled
hand.
Bear photo
While visiting a popular state park a man and wife spotted a bear.
In order to get the perfect "photo oppurtinity" the parents smeared
some honey on the face of their young child in the hopes of coaxing
the bear into licking it off. The bear ate it along with the child' s
face.
Spider Cactus
A woman visiting Mexico bought a small cactus as a souvenir and
smuggled it across the border when she went home. A few days later
she was admiring her cactus when she could have sworn it wiggled a
little, she dismissed it as a trick of the light until it began to vibrate.
Finally she began to worry and called customs to confess her crime
and see what she should do about the wiggling plant, in a panicked
voice the man on the phone told her to get out of the house
immediately. It was too late and by the time the men in protective
clothing got there, the cactus had burst open releasing thousands of
tiny spiders who made the woman their first meal.
Airport Animal
A pet owner sends the body of a beloved animal by air; baggage
handlers fear that they have killed the animal, so they replace it
with a alive one.
Snake in a Carnival
a man took his little girl to a carnival and put her on the
She soon began to complain that the horse was
biting her, and she begged to be taken off. The father told her that
the horse was made offodd and can not bite her. Soon the girl
slumped over and died, and it was discovered that the wooden
horses, that were full of cracks, were also full of snakes.
Dreadlocks
A man in Hawaii was sent to the hospital, after a centipede crawled
into his hair, got stuck and repeatedly started sting his head.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#6 - anonysaurus
Reply +167 123456789123345869
(06/23/2012) [-]
I've had it with these ************* snakes


in this ************* horse!
User avatar #32 - dickbuttfingers
Reply +96 123456789123345869
(06/23/2012) [-]
>robbing house
>stealing jewelery and ****
>******* dog out of nowhere!
>bites off my fingers
>hide from dog in cupboard
>hear dog choking on my fingers, damn right ******
>home owner come back
>oh **** oh **** oh ****
>doesn't notice me
>takes her dog and leaves the house
>gee I'd better stay in this cupboard
>an hour later police show up
>I just don't know what went wrong
User avatar #120 to #32 - xmasterchefx
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
Well the guy that was in the house wasn't exactly a robber, it says hes an escaped lunatic so i doubt he had much common sense to start with
#57 - thepiratemonkey
Reply +60 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
mfw Spider Cactus
mfw Spider Cactus
User avatar #380 to #57 - spartyon
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
I have a cactus from arizona that I got on vacation and i found a spider on it the other day..****
#100 to #57 - msvegeta
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
It's worse when you find out that this actually happens (minus the spiders eating you)
It's worse when you find out that this actually happens (minus the spiders eating you)
#103 to #100 - thepiratemonkey
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
Sleep is for the weak anyways...
#87 - fantomen
Reply +48 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
The lion story is true. The lions are known as the Tsavo maneaters. In the late 1800s the British brought in a whole bunch of Indian workers to build rail ways in Africa. That's when the lions started getting a taste for human flesh. They ate so many people that the Indians simply got too scared to work and stopped working on the railways and left.
The English had to bring in a professional hunter that shot 3 lions. 2 big maneaters and a small one.
Scientists have proved that these lions ate at least 35 people. But they don't know how many they just killed without eating.
The lions in the picture are the real maneaters shot back in 1898.


And now, a little lion joke.
Do you know why lions lick their assholes after they eat?
To get the horrible taste of ****** out of their mouths.
User avatar #97 to #87 - muhamidallea
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
Why do Crocodiles do the deathroll?
To get the **** off the aborigines.
User avatar #89 to #87 - dolphinjew
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
There is also a really amazing movie made about it, called The Ghost and The Darkness!
#362 - fishcanfly
Reply +45 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
>be about 7 or 8
>trip to yellowstone park with family
>driving down highway
>suddenly, parents see a ******* bear
>all of us get out of car
>dad grabs honey from cooler
>mom grabs camera from front seat
>dad smears honey all over my face
>they think it's going to lick the honey off my face
>bear smells it
>walks up to me
>pisses in his hands
>drinks it
>eats my face
>mfw bear grylls does bath salts
#369 to #362 - anon id: b0323906
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
mfw? What face?
User avatar #396 to #369 - alstorp
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
It's funny because you're the retarded one now
#377 to #369 - anon id: 5bfa9b3e
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
^^^^ Has **** internet connection.
#44 - ortonja
Reply +43 123456789123345869
(06/23/2012) [-]
Fixed.
#223 - crazyanger
Reply +41 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
**** you OP
#226 to #223 - anssi
Reply -11 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the cactus myth was ********
I'm pretty sure the cactus myth was ********
#436 to #226 - ftwunicorn **User deleted account**
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#287 to #226 - tjocksnorris
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
100% ******** yes
#368 - AwesomeAnon
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
>See a bear
>Absolutely have to have a picture
>Use honey-covered child as bait
>MFW
User avatar #81 - theresetbutton
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
Why does every one call and say "get out of the house"
User avatar #104 to #81 - zionsype
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
Because "Bitch, there be some serious **** up in that ************" doesn't roll off the tongue as easily
#336 - iworshipsanta
Reply +31 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
**iworshipsanta rolled a random image posted in comment #6200273 at FJ Pony Thread ** such a good dog :D
#345 to #336 - tehmanmilk
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
here take this
User avatar #338 to #336 - denonymous
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(06/24/2012) [-]
sweet roll