A bit more creepy for you.. .. That is literally the DUMBEST creepypasta I have ever read. Like... really, that's a solid 0/10..
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#33 - Leyf (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That is literally the DUMBEST creepypasta I have ever read. Like... really, that's a solid 0/10..
#40 - guruxz (01/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Words cannot accurately describe how horrendous this post is.
Its incredibly flawed:
Not every family in every town in every country in every continent has one. its a ******* cabinet of course its not odd or out of place. you suck at maintaining your house if paints peeling off get that **** fixed. same with the screw for the knob takes like 2 seconds. no **** it smelled like dust its a ******* cabinet in your dirty ass house. nothing odd about it, just the paints not the same as your kitchen. cabinet could be anywhere just ya know cant be like the kitchen.
to hide in a cabinet and play hide and seek requires friends in your house in your youth, having a dirty worn down old house while your little. what kind of parents did you have? what kind of people are these. why would you close the door and shut yourself off entirely.

If you can't tell the difference. then its the same as if nothing had changed in the first place, unless somehow our relative reality isn't based on whats happening and us solely existing in some prefect world somewhere out there, then our decisions wouldn't mean anything to anyone ever. and your death or anyone else's both occurs and doesn't occur in every type of parallel universe ever to exist.

our lives are solely based on what happens to us, and if something changes or happens then nothing can or will change that except future decisions. so **** those other parallel universe people who miss me. they don't matter since they no longer exist in my new reality.

inb4 sea of red thumbs and didn't come to read a novel. and yes I'm aware that its a play at the morbid channel and trying to be creepy pasta and that it is entirely satire. but how this got 200 thumbs amazes me
#69 - thechosentroll (01/12/2013) [-]
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I'm a cynical cunt. No one would miss me.
#92 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This anyone?
User avatar #68 - Morfan (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Presumably, since nobody on THIS side noticed, they had a little kid exactly like me, who hid in the same place and got sent to my universe. So, nobody misses me, because they have the alternate version of me, and we're so alike nobody could see a difference.

Also possible we played hide and seek more than once and got switched back.
#105 - skrynox (01/12/2013) [-]
Nice try ******* , I ain't coming out of the cabinet.

Btw, got your last text. EAT **** LMAO.
User avatar #76 - Ragumshnagum (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Key to inter dimensional travel: ordinary wooden cabinets.
#41 - doctorque (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
creepy thing is, I actually thought about that a few times as a kid...
creepy thing is, I actually thought about that a few times as a kid...
User avatar #7 - princessderpy (01/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I used to climb up the corners of walls and hide above everyone.
#14 to #13 - circuit (01/11/2013) [-]
good for nightcrawler
User avatar #71 - Patheos (01/12/2013) [-]
I have no such cabinet. I never hid in a cabinet before because that's a ******* ibvious hiding spot.
#61 - thisshipdied (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is ******** ... no one would miss me
#65 to #61 - duvallwhitey (01/12/2013) [-]
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
#15 - bipolarfurry (01/12/2013) [-]
i used the one i had as a fort...
i used the one i had as a fort...
User avatar #108 - DiabloStrawhat (01/12/2013) [-]
What if Harry Potters' cupboard under the stairs was....
User avatar #87 - teevee (01/12/2013) [-]
dude, what happens if that happens every time you sleep?
#66 - grimgrey (01/12/2013) [-]
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #2498406 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw im a cabinet
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #2498406 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw im a cabinet
#22 - josephkirk (01/12/2013) [-]
about a year ogo i lived in an old trailer in a trailer park not too far from where i am living now, i was in the bathroom (tiny room. you could take a bath, **** , and was your hands at the same time. it was in the middle of the lengthy hallway) i was getting ready for school and some one pounded on the door 3 or 4 times (the door looked similar to the one in the picture. it just hung there and moved at the slightest breeze. the door was like 1/2 ft away from where i was standing) i yelled "WHAT DYA WANT!?" thinking it was my little brother. i hear a little girls voice clear as day say and i quote "Pee Pee" the second i heard that voice i slid open the door and there was no one there...everyone was still sleeping. a few months later we were moving out and at the end of the hallway was my mums room (about 4 ft away from the bathroom with the same type of door only it was off its track and was sitting on carpet and the only way to close it was to pick it up and move it. it was easily 30lb door) majority of the stuff was out of the house and i just stood there at the beginning of the hallway picking up the last box when i heard whispering, i looked down the hallway at my mums open door and it slammed shut with a loud craking sound...true story.
#88 - zvon ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
**zvon rolled a random image posted in comment #461 at Pony Backgrounds **
<-- my face after reading this
User avatar #82 - kietzu (01/12/2013) [-]
I always took hide and seek to the next level.

I am the pillow snake.
#110 - kibbleking (01/12/2013) [-]
1. My cabinets dont have handles.   
   
2. My cabinets don't have paint.   
   
3. My cabinets have too much stuff in them to climb inside.   
   
4. My cabinets are too small to fit in anyway.   
   
My cabinets have shelves leaving enough room for only about two to three baby's if I crammed them in there.   
   
5. They're placed to hight to climb into.
1. My cabinets dont have handles.

2. My cabinets don't have paint.

3. My cabinets have too much stuff in them to climb inside.

4. My cabinets are too small to fit in anyway.

My cabinets have shelves leaving enough room for only about two to three baby's if I crammed them in there.

5. They're placed to hight to climb into.
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