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A Fair Warning

No, This is not what you expected it to be, whether it be the rant of the world ending or what I'd do when the hype started.

I recently read a post on the morbid-channel, titled "2012" although that's all I can give you, and it had me thinking.

So, A Fair Warning, please do spread it, And I am aware this is my account. I don't care for thumbs, and will not make a new account and trouble myself with "leveling up" It is a rather STUPID idea for FJ to have made, so please don't accuse me for thumbwhoring. If you really like it, don't thumb up, spread the word, and if you don't, don't thumb down, ignore it.

I urge you, each and every one of you, users and anons, fags and nonfags, bronies and haters:

Please, stay away from any and all Major Cities, establishments, or heavily populated areas on December 21st, 2012.

No this is not a conspiracy, this is a general panic warning.

We all remember June 6th, 2006, the prodigal 666 day, end of the world resurrection? Well we had a fair amount of violence among Christians. Now, imagine this day, "supposedly" backed up by "scientific facts". A lot of people will believe it, and the stupid ones at that.

You may have your reasons for dis/believing it, but please, you cannot turn down the danger of a mob or a mass shooting/rape/brawl/etc...

Stay home, have a weapon ready in case, possibly light barricade if you must, and expect a power outage.
In extreme cases of courses for the barricade and other expectations, but in EVERY possibility a fire-arm is necessary.

TLDR; Don't go outside on 2012, stay home, prepare to defend yourself, and ride out the storm!
Spread the word!

DISCLAIMER: I am aware of any grammatical errors made in this warning. Frankly, I do not care, and am too lazy to fix them.

Good Luck!
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#71 - juggernautchunk ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is funnyjunk, he doesn't have to tell us not to go outside.
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User avatar #61 - kinglobster ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"dont go outside"
we do that everyday
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#97 - navestotwo (12/06/2012) [-]
OP here I find it hard to believe many people are not understanding this, but some do, and I won't be naming anyone. Here are some general things I'd like to add: 1. I'm not telling you to do anything, or forcing you to, this is a warning, heed it or not, it's all your choice. 2. Although the thumbs (red and green) are nice, and attracting more attention, I would like it even more if people spread the word, either in their own words or by copy-pasta. 3. I AM IN NO WAY SAYING THAT THIS IS REAL. Or that there will for SURE be riots. There may or not be, but for sure in some areas, most likely not most. This warning could apply, and NOT apply to you. It could and could also NOT happen. Thanks for reading, and good luck!
OP here
I find it hard to believe many people are not understanding this, but some do, and I won't be naming anyone.
Here are some general things I'd like to add:
1. I'm not telling you to do anything, or forcing you to, this is a warning, heed it or not, it's all your choice.
2. Although the thumbs (red and green) are nice, and attracting more attention, I would like it even more if people spread the word, either in their own words or by copy-pasta.
3. I AM IN NO WAY SAYING THAT THIS IS REAL. Or that there will for SURE be riots. There may or not be, but for sure in some areas, most likely not most. This warning could apply, and NOT apply to you. It could and could also NOT happen.

Thanks for reading, and good luck!
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#45 - jimmynutz (12/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
MFW december 21st is my last day of finals and I will be at my school in the capitol of the state I live in
MFW december 21st is my last day of finals and I will be at my school in the capitol of the state I live in
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User avatar #157 - missraven (12/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
For once, I'm happy to be living in the middle of nowhere in Saskatchewan.
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#60 - sidathon (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I end school that day, it's going to be pretty hard to do that for half of the day. The niggers in my school may get riled up. Still, it could be fun. If worse comes to worse I'll hide in my loft (top of the house version of a basement for any Americans that might be unaware) with my two lightsabres - no one is going to mess with me.
I end school that day, it's going to be pretty hard to do that for half of the day. The niggers in my school may get riled up. Still, it could be fun. If worse comes to worse I'll hide in my loft (top of the house version of a basement for any Americans that might be unaware) with my two lightsabres - no one is going to mess with me.
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User avatar #57 - zombiefeelings ONLINE (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Luckily I live in Scotland where people already commit crimes like there's no tomorrow and drink like fish. I expect no noticeable changes, and will therefore go about my everyday life as normal.
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User avatar #161 - idividedbyzero (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I live in a heavily populated area. Except all my neighbors are above the age of 80. The only way I'd be in danger is if I was accused of stealing all the raisin bran in the world.
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User avatar #145 - wittyuser (12/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
December 21st is my birthday and now im freaking out:(
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User avatar #121 - broniesunited (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
December 21st, I shall walk into Downtown Cincinnati, and yell out to the world, the end is near.

See what shitstorm it causes.
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User avatar #104 - harrypottergirl (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i'll be spending it partying with my best friend as it's her birthday
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User avatar #109 to #104 - lemanrouste (12/06/2012) [-]
Give her a practical gift, a knife, or a Glock.
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User avatar #155 - themastermorris (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well I live in Cleveland so it's dangerous regardless of what day it is
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User avatar #125 - ferbisboy (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
god dammit OP i had the same thought several weeks ago, this shit might get real
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#99 - less (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
this is how ill be spending that day, even if it ends i had a great day C:
this is how ill be spending that day, even if it ends i had a great day C:
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#114 to #103 - less (12/06/2012) [-]
you do the same bro :)
you do the same bro :)
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#92 - thatrussianhoe (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
im ready for this shit........got my make shift spear
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#119 - ilovemyname ONLINE (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so my zombie plans will finally be used....
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User avatar #115 - appleyjack **User deleted account** (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i avoid cities like the plague anyways, so i'm good. i'll stay here in a defendable position until it blows over if anything happens
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User avatar #111 - norrisblade (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Fuck yes, my mates and I are going down to my farm (during the school term I live with me grandparents in the city), so we will have a lack of people, and they are all retard Maoris so they wont know anything about this, and we have guns, a 4x4 Land Drover, and a shit load of other use full weapons
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User avatar #55 - stcronin (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Its not going to be that bad, you are building up false hype
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#1 - mattyran (12/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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