300% Mortality

But instantly earned a license to kill instead.

Not as good a license to drill though

More pain, more gain

I have a license to maim
because nobody will fucking buy it off of me

........

I think he was joking!
Or, you know,
at least I hope so..

i have absolutely no idea why my comment was funnier than it should be.

Also, my aunt loves turtles, so i want to get her one of those for her birthday....
now do i do that.... hmm.....

Don't you mean a bird?
Cuz that's what's on the picture, right?

oh....well in that case, she is going to shoot it. Cause she hates birds.

D:

Good enough!

**doctorlean rolls 199** miss me?

haha!

Attempts Amputation



Kills self, assistant, and spectator

Patient* assistant and spectator.

then self

why she fingering jb?

that ahs to be the best use of that meme ever. well done.

And that's how you repost the current top comment

and i cant delete my comment SHIT

FUCK you beat me too it

**niconicodouga rolls 3** It is dangerous to go alone, take this.

son of a bitch

so close man...

**seemerollin rolls 3,186** 3805

Goddamn OP, that was close

Holy shit so close

inb4 hundreds of thumbs

**tehdragoon rolls 4** + this?

what a roll....

nope

... No zey don't.

You doubt that two people got sepsis in a surgery performed in 1847?

I doubt that a surgeon accidentally amputated his assistants fingers and that asurgeon died of shock

Again, this is 1847 we're talking about, and the removal of a limb from a person who is not entirely numbed or unconscious via modern anesthetics being sliced into with a huge, serrated, steel blade. The assistant is literally holding down a thrashing arm/leg as it is being cut through. Also, a SPECTATOR died of shock. It could have been the patient's wife or sibling, or a med student who hadn't quite tested his mettle yet. And, again, 1847, "shock" could have been almost anything. The spectator could have had a wholly unrelated aneurysm.

ok
+1 for you

Back at ya, champ!

We're talking about an era where doctors thought women wanting to read and write was a mental illness. These are not clever men.

That comment made me laugh harder then the whole front page did XD