2spooky. . You wake up in the middle of the night. Yeu' re still half asleep, not really thinking clearly. You stare up at the ceiling and slowly become aware t
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2spooky

You wake up in the middle of the night. Yeu' re still half asleep, not
really thinking clearly. You stare up at the ceiling and slowly
become aware that it seems darker than usual. The ambient light
from your alarm clock, the street lights leaking in through the
blinds, etc, All seem eerily absent. As your eyes slowly adjust you
become aware that you are not staring at the ceiling. There is
something hovering right above your face blocking out the light.
You strain to see what it is. As you refocus your eyes you finally
start to make out what' s blocking the light.
It' s an ass, Cheeks spread, anus inches away from your nose,
Before you can react a disgustingly heinous fart rips forth filling
your nostrils. You shut your eyes tightly and attempt to scream but
you gag as the smell chokes you. When you open your eyes there
is nothing there. You quickly jump from your bed and flip the light
switch on, You scan your room, inspecting it carefully. It' s empty.
All is as it should be except that rancid stench that still fills your
nose and mouth, You go to the bathroom to collect yourself and
try to make sense of what has just happend. When you turn on
the light and leek in the mirror there are small **** splats on your
face.
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Submitted: 11/16/2013
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User avatar #4 - xortrox (11/17/2013) [-]
Too Spooky For Me - Halloween Song
#3 - iloverandomthings (11/16/2013) [-]
2spoopy4me
2spoopy4me
#1 - notdjfood (11/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - derpdy (12/01/2013) [-]
im laughing so hard
User avatar #5 - mrbubblesx (11/17/2013) [-]
This **** was so goddamn funny
#2 - redwrench ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
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