.'s. What's FunnyJunk's reaction to this accurate (Not to mention detailed.) depiction of "that time of the month"? Only one way to find out... THANK YOU WORLD FOR MAKING ME A BOY black people
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - willdabeastt
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THANK YOU WORLD FOR MAKING ME A BOY
#62 to #13 - anon id: 6f838dbd
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the world didnt make u God did u ungratefull ****
User avatar #85 to #62 - komandantmirkoo
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so if his parents didn't **** he would just pop into existance? i respect your right to believe in whatever nonsense you choose, but don't take everything so literally. leave some room for interpretation.
User avatar #87 to #62 - gentlemanotaku
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but god didnt impregnate his mother? that was his father!
#710 to #62 - anon id: 7786eb56
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Woman detected.
#380 to #62 - anon id: 7c9aaabf
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God gifted you with enough fingers and arms and hands and cognitive ability to not write such a dumb comment. And you shat it right back at him.

He worked so hard... and it's like you don't even care...

#75 to #13 - anon id: ed303c27
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Thank you world


That just sounds weird.

It's like saying Thank you Science, south park all over again.
User avatar #583 to #13 - vicsix
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I just don't understand the cramps part. I'm male, i've had multiple times where I've almost went 2 months without ******** (stomach issues) , and they say cramps hurt?
#648 to #583 - anon id: ee191cc7
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Period cramps are about 20 times worse than constipation cramps. Plus some girls actually get constipation while on their period and have to endure constipation cramps as well as period cramps. Once the constipation is done having it's way, your ass decides to unleash a river of destructive diarrhea and it feels like your anus is splitting in half.
User avatar #658 to #648 - vicsix
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I still call ********. You have to be over reacting. I know how painful stomach cramps can be, and they're never that bad.
#695 to #658 - anon id: 7afe6d77
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Well maybe for you, but try feeling like you're intestines are being poisoned all while the inside of your uterus feels like sandpaper with tips of knifes slowly being dragged across its flesh (this can last for about 2 hours) and when it's restroom time it feels like you ate extremely spicy mexican food. When this is happening you just don't know what to do and just curl up and want to die. What makes it worse is that it can stop, then you feel pure joy for about 15 mins and it starts all over again.
#677 to #658 - anon id: fdcc9a16
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they aren't ******* stomach cramps. It's the feeling of shedding the inside layer of your own uterus.
User avatar #398 to #13 - tehbomb
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But I want to shlick
#84 to #13 - prominant
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PREACH IT!!!!
#2 - cheeziswin [OP]
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Last part, because it kept getting cut off.
#647 to #2 - anon id: 39fe24d9
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Wait, is that why girls wear sweatpants?
I always wondered why there was one piece of non-whorish clothing they wore, it turns out they only wear it because they can't wear a thong.
#801 to #647 - anon id: 6cdc7db7
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I'd say that was a little un-called for...
#448 to #2 - motherfuckingkenji
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Here you go. I took the liberty of editing them together.
The only problem is that this end part is wider.
But I don't give a ****; I only have Paint and I feel I did a damn good job just using that.
#80 - RobotSox **User deleted account**
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#110 - RisenLichen
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THANK YOU PENIS. THANK YOU FOR NOT BLEEDING. RANDOM BONERS COMPARED TO THIS IS NOTHING. BE ERECT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU NEVER DO THIS
THANK YOU PENIS. THANK YOU FOR NOT BLEEDING. RANDOM BONERS COMPARED TO THIS IS NOTHING. BE ERECT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU NEVER DO THIS
User avatar #187 to #110 - mysteriouswaiz
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i've never been so thankful to have a penis now knowing fully what a period does to a woman...
User avatar #518 to #110 - ohaibrooooh
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Don't force yourself to piss if you have a boner.

There will be (albeit a little) blood.
User avatar #123 to #110 - warzon
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But dont stay erect for 8 hours because then i have to go to the doctors.
#79 - banditowolf
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if i ever get a girlfriend, i'll treat her like a queen
if i ever get a girlfriend, i'll treat her like a queen
User avatar #225 to #79 - hemming
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Well then treat a girl like a queen and she will probably become your girlfriend in no time, but do it in a "boyfriend" likely manner, not a friendly manner
#282 to #79 - anon id: 4fb5fc6a
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as long as you tell me when you no longer wish to be in the friendzone, it's completely fine by me
User avatar #152 to #79 - TheFreak
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Find the girl who deserves the crown and you're gonna be a-okay.
User avatar #534 to #79 - sliske
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Treating her like a queen isn't going to save you from her period.
User avatar #105 to #79 - legendaryhero
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But dont overdo it, she will turn into a bitch.
User avatar #400 to #79 - caluchi
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Advice from a real live girl: DO IT. But be confident. If you want to treat her as a queen you must first become a king, right?
#567 to #400 - abachonk
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Hell yes.
That's the best I've read today.
User avatar #32 - BerryLicious
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Attention men. There's a lot of women discussing their personal periods in the comments section. Just thought I'd warn you.
#33 to #32 - cheeziswin [OP]
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User avatar #490 to #33 - threefolder
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You bastard...
User avatar #418 to #33 - frenchgenocide
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wonderful, you sir are a genie.
#24 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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What a delightful bedtime story
What a delightful bedtime story
User avatar #599 to #24 - xchewsifferx
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just watched that episode 20 minutes ago
#188 - theholum
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God damnit I'm glad I'm a guy. Also, I think this varies a lot from woman to woman, as my girlfriend says she hardly feels it at all    
And no, that's not because she's imaginary
God damnit I'm glad I'm a guy. Also, I think this varies a lot from woman to woman, as my girlfriend says she hardly feels it at all
And no, that's not because she's imaginary
#224 to #188 - anon id: 7da2a3c9
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Yeah, I've heard other women say their periods are more or less "meh".
#366 to #188 - anon id: d783bb45
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It does genuinely vary. Every period I have had has been different. At one time my cramps were so bad I was curled up in a little ball on the gym floor at school and screamed at everyone who came close to me. Recently though I have been one of those girls whose period has been pretty "meh". But believe me, I DO NOT miss those massive cramps.
#537 to #188 - anon id: 2a2ffce8
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It does, i don't feel mine at all, but it is still really gross.
User avatar #560 to #188 - randolphthebeast
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Your hand is still real
#259 - biomedic
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#51 - itsraininggore
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so accurate
so accurate
User avatar #157 to #51 - paronix
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Your name is so disgustingly appropriate