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#13 - dragontamers (12/30/2015) [-]
My first thought was "Slimes are found by the lake not the desert". I need to stop playing CoC.
User avatar #84 to #13 - tazze (12/31/2015) [-]
before CoC I disliked the concept of herms, now chicks with dicks are life
User avatar #66 to #13 - stickmanz (12/31/2015) [-]
which game?
User avatar #76 to #66 - strangesir (12/31/2015) [-]
Corruption of Champions, AKA probably the most well-known point-and-click-and-fap text game in which you can grow seven+ cocks, 6+ tits, be a 12-horned scale-skinned 9-fox-tailed... thing. There's a sequel of sorts, Trials in Tainted Space, which is basically a sci-fi version, but with a few different features.
User avatar #80 to #76 - harrykuntz (12/31/2015) [-]
There's also one now on the guy's website call Fall of Eden
#74 to #66 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Porn text adventure. Lots of fetishes and nasty stuff.
User avatar #38 to #13 - robotvoice (12/31/2015) [-]
this place is getting to you.
User avatar #43 to #13 - unlithe ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
i wish so much that there was more content.
#46 to #43 - dragontamers (12/31/2015) [-]
Well you need to start being more flexible with your PC's sexuality. **** gets crazy real quick.
User avatar #47 to #46 - unlithe ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
i don't think ou understand. last summer i spent two straight days playing that ******* game. i'm wishing there was more of it.
User avatar #51 to #47 - nikolaier ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Did you know that during winter you get a new Follower?
You better do if you're asking for more content, but if you for some reason didn't know about that you've got something now.
User avatar #53 to #51 - unlithe ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
yeah the snowman/woman. been there, ****** that this year and last year.
User avatar #54 to #53 - nikolaier ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
All right, just making sure since there are some that don't know about that guy/gal.
User avatar #55 to #54 - unlithe ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
i just want a big expansion but i guess i can live with TiTS.
#77 to #55 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
There's bound to be someone that'd be willing make a expansion to CoC
#83 to #77 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
>TiTS
>CoC
so when's ASS coming out
#87 to #77 - strangesir (01/01/2016) [-]
>CoC expansion
#49 to #47 - dragontamers (12/31/2015) [-]
So you've achieved all the "bad" endings?
User avatar #50 to #49 - unlithe ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
just about. i'm gay as **** though so i tend to avoid the bad endings with female characters.
User avatar #17 to #13 - gragasvlad (12/30/2015) [-]
you are correct though... they are found near the lake
User avatar #15 to #13 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2015) [-]
>Ever stopping
scrub
User avatar #4 - ironstorm (12/30/2015) [-]
Wouldn't she evaporate slowly?
#14 to #4 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
You're 60% water. You seem to have survived for a while.
User avatar #18 to #14 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
we have skin
opaque flesh that holds the water in
#57 to #18 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
What does opacity have to do with it?
User avatar #78 to #57 - willgum (12/31/2015) [-]
the skin stops the water from evaporating
User avatar #25 to #14 - ridivey (12/31/2015) [-]
yes, but we lose a **** ton of that water in the desert and become dehydrated extremely fast. Considering she is ONLY water, it would make since that she would evaporate extremely fast
#56 to #25 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Pretty sure 99% isn't 100%...which is what you'd have to be to be "only" water. There's gonna be something holding the water to a shape and sealing it in.

Not that it matters, because even if you literally carried around a blob of constantly evaporating water it would still take time to evaporate, and you could still be drinking it during that time and staying hydrated, adding that length of time before you even start dehydrating.
#58 to #56 - ridivey (12/31/2015) [-]
thank you anon
for explaining that 99% is not the same thing as 100%, I really didn't know that.
Thanks for clarifying that.
User avatar #26 to #14 - platinumaltaria (12/31/2015) [-]
You realise that we dehydrate too, we just have this amazing organ called skin which stops our innards becoming outards.
#52 to #26 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Pretty sure slime people would have an equivalent. If they didn't they'd be puddle people.
User avatar #60 to #52 - platinumaltaria (12/31/2015) [-]
Slimes have an external membrane which allows direct osmosis, which is how they eat. That also explains why they need damp conditions like caves or dungeons to survive. Exposure to high temperatures would cause water inside to start to leech out.
#5 to #4 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Maybe the 1% is slime and that keeps the water inside?
#63 to #5 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
And we have 30% to keep us from losing water,abd we still could lose a lot in the desert. Now imagine what that would do to a creature with only 1% protection. Even disregarding that the 1% could be dissolved solids.
User avatar #20 to #7 - samlease (12/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask for sauce on that one.
#27 to #20 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
It is the me!me!me! Video
Too lazy to sign in even though nobody likes me
-fabiform
#28 to #20 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
#23 to #20 - terminallyunique (12/31/2015) [-]
I think it's from the ME! ME! ME! video
User avatar #75 to #20 - motherfuckingkenji (12/31/2015) [-]
I have the entire video as a ****** , poorly-cropped webm, but there's legit nudity so I can't.


Sorry bruh, anon posted a link though.
#30 to #7 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
#34 to #33 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
#68 to #34 - ronyx ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
#16 to #7 - rejakted (12/30/2015) [-]
h'okay
User avatar #19 to #16 - huszti (12/31/2015) [-]
so,...
User avatar #22 to #21 - huszti (12/31/2015) [-]
The End of the World
#42 to #22 - cyberdemon (12/31/2015) [-]
Haven't seen this since funnyjunk was green
#24 to #22 - rejakted (12/31/2015) [-]
That sure was something.
#40 to #7 - scramf (12/31/2015) [-]
"Ahh the weight of my otaku lifestyle is killing my will to live!"
"Don't worry baby, drink this, I swear it's not drugs.. Hahah, Just kidding, it was jam- ******* -packed with drugs "
User avatar #70 to #40 - megaton (12/31/2015) [-]
black hair is a guy.
#71 to #70 - scramf (12/31/2015) [-]
The joke is a reference to DemolitionD+, the one pictured to the left. Just the first image I found of him in my files.
#32 to #7 - cyberdemon (12/31/2015) [-]
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#8 - vigilum ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Still my fetish

Who said having a ridiculous amount of kinks was bad?
#64 to #8 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Having a ridiculous amount of kink is bad.

-Anon, 2015
User avatar #65 to #64 - vigilum ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
#6 - masterme ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
#37 - burpateer (12/31/2015) [-]
What's the 1%?
#41 to #37 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
A small brain, probably.

Without a brain, she would just be water.
User avatar #48 to #37 - kibbleking (12/31/2015) [-]
minerals.
User avatar #67 to #37 - ronyx ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
small cock
User avatar #72 to #37 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
whatever substances make her a slime girl, not a water elemental.
salts, organics, etc.
#73 to #37 - jaevel ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Probably just magic.
#88 to #73 - ironstorm (01/07/2016) [-]
TORCH IT!

From "The thing" movie.
#82 to #73 - mmfan (12/31/2015) [-]
You gotta prepare me for that next time lol.
User avatar #39 to #37 - doctorprofessornv (12/31/2015) [-]
If all the hentai is correct, I assume it's jizz.
#44 - roflstorm (12/31/2015) [-]
>Slime
>Sand
#29 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
The more you drink the more she looks like a loli
User avatar #81 to #29 - vortexrain (12/31/2015) [-]
But the more water she collects, the closer she'll get to being a MILF.
#59 to #29 - Sterski ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
#62 - ninjabadger (12/31/2015) [-]
Do you want your slime to dehydrate?

Because this is how you make your slime dehydrate.
#3 - nopefarther (12/30/2015) [-]
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#1 - huepike (12/30/2015) [-]
**huepike used "*roll picture*"**
**huepike rolled image**
Amen
#45 to #1 - magicmatchsticks (12/31/2015) [-]
getting mileage outta this one
#2 to #1 - dankmaymays [OP](12/30/2015) [-]
sweetroll.webm
#61 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
jelly is much more superior
User avatar #9 - chillybean (12/30/2015) [-]
Except that she would evaporate, being 99% water....
User avatar #10 to #9 - fuzzyballs (12/30/2015) [-]
applying logic to a comic like a ********
good job, buddy
#11 to #10 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Fiction is built upon ignorance.
Magic works because we don't know why (because there's nothing to know).

So:
>assuming the majority doesn't know that water evaporates like a ********
good job, buddy
User avatar #12 to #9 - godisbert (12/30/2015) [-]
I assume they can absorb moisture from the air very well
#86 - anlbomber ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
I will bring one to my next League Of Legends ranked game
Because of all the salt
User avatar #35 - payseht (12/31/2015) [-]
"Do I want to look up slime-girl porn? No... I'd see more dick, which should never be anyone's goal..."
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