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totallytito (01/03/2016) [-] Watching Watamote made me have a strong temporary urge to be a dad and take care of her.
Then i remembered that kids start out as ******* jellybeans that spew out 2lbs of **** onto a crotch-bandaid for 16 hours a day, prevent sex, can be a financial burden until they're around 3 or 4 years old and you can finally talk to them like human beings.
I'd love to go for adoption, but my gf wants a little Tito and I somehow feel that I would need to be heartless to say no.
Then i remembered that kids start out as ******* jellybeans that spew out 2lbs of **** onto a crotch-bandaid for 16 hours a day, prevent sex, can be a financial burden until they're around 3 or 4 years old and you can finally talk to them like human beings.
I'd love to go for adoption, but my gf wants a little Tito and I somehow feel that I would need to be heartless to say no.
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xsirwafflezx (01/04/2016) [-] Listen here, mate.
The world needs more Tito in it, it needs the ******* GENES, the goddamn GENETIC INFORMATION in the form of little Titolets that **** fury and won't take none of anyones ******** .
So, you know what you need to do? You need to take her, SLAM- no, ******* RKO her onto the bed, and make the WHOLE BLOODY WORLD jealous of the shear power that the resultant ******* emits.
But, why stop at one child? have two, three, SEVEN, hell, create your own ******* ARMY. I'll give you a medal personally if you enslave humanity with your offspring.
So go on, take the world by storm, pass the torch as many times as you ******* can until your testicles ******* implode from the pressure decrease.
So, to summarise, whatever makes you feel comfortable
The world needs more Tito in it, it needs the ******* GENES, the goddamn GENETIC INFORMATION in the form of little Titolets that **** fury and won't take none of anyones ******** .
So, you know what you need to do? You need to take her, SLAM- no, ******* RKO her onto the bed, and make the WHOLE BLOODY WORLD jealous of the shear power that the resultant ******* emits.
But, why stop at one child? have two, three, SEVEN, hell, create your own ******* ARMY. I'll give you a medal personally if you enslave humanity with your offspring.
So go on, take the world by storm, pass the torch as many times as you ******* can until your testicles ******* implode from the pressure decrease.
So, to summarise, whatever makes you feel comfortable
