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#12 - fogglebeast (02/18/2013) [-]
Something similar happened to me on Minecraft... a long time ago. 'Twas a simpler time, where wood came in only two different styles and the biomes were absolutely all over the place.
My tale begins with a small settlement with me and three other Minecrafters, one of which was about to learn something that would change his life forever - someone had murdered his pet squid.
You see, this was back when squids were relatively new to Minecraft, and we had no idea that they had a tendency to, well, just dissappear.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, due to a process of elimination, we pinned the blame on a certain player - let us call him, Squid Killer.
The owner of the departed squid was obviously in mourning at this point, though the other members of the small community wanted justice to be served...
It was a moonless night when they acted. The two vigilantes entered the accused murderer's house and spent two whole minutes extracting vengeance.
On the morrow, the accused awoke to find his entire home - each unoccupied square of it covered in signs, with the same message written over and over and over again... "SQUID KILLER".
To this day, the Squid Killer still rusn amok, jumping from server to server murdering innoscent squids.
Or maybe not.
In fact, I doubt he even killed the squid in the first place. But in the end, someone had to be blamed.
So there you have it - a tale that is known only by us two people. Yup, just me and you. What? Do you really think anyone else took the three-and-a-half-minutes to read through this lengthy tale? Actually, I'm surprised you even made it to the end. I'm surprised that you're still reading.
You can stop now.
That's the end.
User avatar #30 to #12 - ingabenwetrust (02/18/2013) [-]
But why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast cruch?
User avatar #21 to #12 - willindor (02/18/2013) [-]
The squids can dissappear? That explains why mr. Squiggly dissappeared. I just thought that his people needed him.
#17 to #12 - mrastrozombie (02/18/2013) [-]
that was fucking entertaining.
that was fucking entertaining.
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