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User avatar #5 - dragonbrony (06/04/2012) [-]
Nope. Rule 1 of Minecraft: Never dig straight down.
User avatar #9 to #5 - paelaer (06/04/2012) [-]
In my experience, the best place to dig for diamond is directly beneath spawn.
User avatar #61 to #5 - wordy [OP](06/05/2012) [-]
I know i should have changed the number. i just wanted to think of a rule that's more original not a rule that is heard over and over but still something someone can relate to. You are right though.
#7 to #5 - wordy [OP](06/04/2012) [-]
What if your standing on diamond?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hardtuner (06/04/2012) [-]
dig around it.
User avatar #18 to #5 - thinegame (06/04/2012) [-]
My first rule of Minecraft is:
Don't dig straight down if you are >50% unsure what is below you
I mean really, its a video game.
User avatar #46 to #5 - roadhous (06/04/2012) [-]
Rule 1964: "unless you want your map to look like 1960's korea, don't try to get rid of treas with fire"
User avatar #6 to #5 - peanutbuttahjellah (06/04/2012) [-]
Rule 1: Never dig the block below or above you
Rule 2: When in doubt, It wants to kill you
Rule 3: Light up everything
Rule 4: Do NOT play with fire
Rule 5: Build a lighthouse so you can find your way home
Rule 6: Never trust the water level for fall survival
Rule 7: If you hear the fuse, do not look around; RUN!
Rule 8: Your greatest enemy is Murphy's Law
Rule 9: Keep everything
Rule 10: Always build your home near your spawn point

Obey these rules and you may live yet...
User avatar #17 to #6 - xxxherfaultxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
rule 10: bed
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#12 - blanc (06/04/2012) [-]
#60 to #12 - wordy [OP](06/05/2012) [-]
I'm sorry this is the first post I've made. I will try to make my other post better.
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#43 - pedobearson (06/04/2012) [-]
rule one of thesaurus club:
dont talk, vocalize, tell, or communicate about thesaurus club
#14 - zweiundvierzig (06/04/2012) [-]
i thought rule 1 was "dont talk about minecraft"
or was it "there are no rules"
User avatar #15 to #14 - tirona (06/04/2012) [-]
rule 1: there can never be to much number 1 rules
User avatar #48 - natanhiel (06/04/2012) [-]
Unless you hit the height barrier and need to go higher.
User avatar #52 - ilovedubs (06/04/2012) [-]
Rule #2 your screen shots need more pixles
User avatar #37 - zoopityzop (06/04/2012) [-]
rule 2 of minecraft:

YOU DO POST ABOUT MINECRAFT
User avatar #13 - haggren (06/04/2012) [-]
I didn't know you could take screenshots with a potato
#22 - tozence (06/04/2012) [-]
I might get thumbed down for this but i'm wondering, is there any other way to play the game in survival mode other than actually buying the game? i am pretty broke but this game sounds pretty awesome, i have seen a lot about it and have only played the demo.
User avatar #38 to #22 - axeul (06/04/2012) [-]
just download it. Look it up on youtube. I did that a year or two ago. Make sure you get one with an auto update or updater. It's really easy.
#40 to #38 - tozence (06/04/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'll try this.
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#41 to #39 - tozence (06/04/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot. :)
User avatar #58 to #22 - darthblam (06/04/2012) [-]
I'm not entirely sure but I thought you can just download the entire game off of You need to login to view this link
The only part that has to be paid for is an account so you can play online.
User avatar #64 to #58 - phanact (06/08/2012) [-]
Not true, you need a premium account to login, it wont let you play without logging in
#44 to #22 - dontshoot ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
well yes there is a cracked versions of the game but most of them are pretty old that saying its not hard to get them. but when you get the 20 euros or what ever it is now buy the game its worth every cent
User avatar #49 to #22 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
You're in Luck. Notch is a class act, and has said if you cannot afford it, he'd prefer you pirate it rather then not play it at all.
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User avatar #57 - mattucheese **User deleted account** (06/04/2012) [-]
rule #1 never dig directly down...
#4 - tffsilverton (06/04/2012) [-]
that had to of taken awhile
User avatar #59 - IceViper (06/04/2012) [-]
looks like the castle at solitude kind of
User avatar #19 - navystone (06/04/2012) [-]
It sucks cause the xbox version has a LIMITED world. So if you don't like the looks of it you have to find another. And it's small as hell to.
User avatar #21 to #19 - theavatarspupil (06/04/2012) [-]
atleast its not as small as on the mobile version. and the mobile version is classic minecraft, not the good version
User avatar #26 to #21 - navystone (06/04/2012) [-]
Life sucks when you have a bad PC feels bad man
User avatar #27 to #26 - theavatarspupil (06/04/2012) [-]
i got it for xbox when i can't deal with god damn lag. its still $20 on xbox though
User avatar #31 to #27 - theavatarspupil (06/04/2012) [-]
forgot the feelsbadman.jpeg
User avatar #30 to #27 - navystone (06/04/2012) [-]
Whats your gamertag? I'll play with ya
User avatar #32 to #30 - theavatarspupil (06/04/2012) [-]
sadly, i cannot play at the moment, for i steal my internet from the lowe's i live next to, so i cant online game with my xbox
User avatar #33 to #32 - navystone (06/04/2012) [-]
haha genius
How do you know the password?
User avatar #35 to #33 - theavatarspupil (06/04/2012) [-]
there isnt one, it's guest wifi
User avatar #36 to #35 - navystone (06/04/2012) [-]
They're genius
#53 to #36 - spazzaroniandcheez (06/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #19 - beffen (06/04/2012) [-]
It sucks when you can't afford the full version, the trial I'm stuck with using only lasts about half an hour and you can't save so by the time I gather all the supplies and start building, I run out of time.
User avatar #11 - danster (06/04/2012) [-]
That castle reminds me of Hogwarts.
#62 - anon (06/05/2012) [-]
Sorry to bother you guys, but I just bought mine craft and I'd like to play with some people. So, could I ask for the name of a good server?
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User avatar #69 to #62 - thumbeater (07/09/2012) [-]
there is a great server that I am on at the moment called soycraft
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User avatar #10 - Jesters (06/04/2012) [-]
where can i download this?
User avatar #24 to #10 - theavatarspupil (06/04/2012) [-]
minecraft?
well if you dont want to pay for it go to piratebay, but if you can pay for it, google minecraft and go to the main website and pay $20 for it
User avatar #29 to #24 - Jesters (06/04/2012) [-]
i ment the map
User avatar #34 to #29 - theavatarspupil (06/04/2012) [-]
oh lol okie doke idk that. sorry
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