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User avatar #67 - JohnE (11/23/2012) [-]
I've never liked Minecraft MP. Gotta walk 50 miles from the spawn just to find a spot to make a home no one will ever see, and then griefers come along.
#112 to #67 - mvtjets (11/23/2012) [-]
> Walk directly north, south, east, or west of spawn
> Place markers that point to the direction you are going once in a while
> Keep walking until you start to see fertile land (un-griefed land, trees, space, E.T.C.)
> Put a torch under one block from the surface (the smoke from the torch will slightly show above ground and mark where your base is while being un-suspicious)
> Make an underground base and gather a great amount of resources (a shit-ton of iron at least
> Become much better equiped then the rest of the server
> Head back to the general population (try go where only a few people lurk)
> Procede to assassinate as many players as possible until you have a good amount of new items
> Using the markers you have placed, head back to your den
> Store new items and repeat
> Continue to do so until you liberate the server and become known by all users
> Without giving away your base (to prevent traitors), try to recruit users to make their own bases, protect the server and kill all griefers
> Eventually the griefers will become over-powered by the more well equiped assassins
> Some fellow recuits are sure to turn out as traitors, but it should be nothing too bad
> Supress the traitors and continue too grow in power
> Become the most powerful guild/brotherhood on the entire server and swear to protect the server from all enemies
User avatar #142 to #112 - tritonsbane (11/23/2012) [-]
^THIS
User avatar #100 to #67 - namdelliks (11/23/2012) [-]
Private MP is good, but public is hell.
User avatar #92 to #67 - kabizus (11/23/2012) [-]
I had a house once. A beautiful simple house. With plans to build TONS of underground storage units and a great large mine to have for my faction members.


Ass hole kim jong created a faction and every 12 year old cock sucker joined with him and raided me, violating the rules that kim jongs cant raid.
User avatar #91 to #67 - moveitorloseit (11/23/2012) [-]
there's some servers where you can buy plots to build your stuff on and only you can edit inside the plot.
User avatar #156 to #91 - JohnE (11/23/2012) [-]
There was a server that did that, but I didn't want to use an economic system just to play a game. That's not what Minecraft is about.
User avatar #86 to #67 - reican (11/23/2012) [-]
I made a tower to begin with, then expanded it into a small fort, then i made a few buildings inside a stone wall.

started making small towers with beds and chest with a few supplies ( food, weak armor and wood/stone equipment made a few of them to show the path to another player's home ( which at the time seemed small) but then i realized the guy had a vast underground town for himself. he came up and saw the towers and eventually found me.

then we let more people join the server.


so your problem is you don't explore, you build a fucking amazing thing but don't go around for other players to find you.
User avatar #83 to #67 - flomosho (11/23/2012) [-]
>Find a deep ocean
>Swim 5000 miles
>Make place to breath
>Start building home
>Get up to surface for more supplies
>Avoid other players seeing you.
>Set home
>Live there until you get banned/ become kim jong/ server ends

How I did it:
>Find deep fucking ocean
>Study the fish and squids
>Learn to Breathe underwater
>???
>PROFIT
#80 to #67 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
It is much better if you run your own server.
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