Doesn't matter how good of a gamer you are.
This was the first house you ever lived in on Minecraft.

I first built a house out of wooden planks.

This was the first thing I built



Alpha as fuck

You can't build that without first making a Crafting Table.
But nice try.

True, but I don't count it as building since you are really just cutting the wood down into 4 pieces.
But of course we could go into the whole "destruction is a form of creation" and start talking about The Destructors by Graham Greene and then I'd say "Wow, you read that too?" and then you'd come off anon and we'd become best friends and then get married, move into a nice suburbia house and have kids. Then 20 years down the rode have a fight about who used the last of the toilet paper and didn't replace the roll and get divorced and we'll both live the rest of our lives alone in misery wishing for the good ol days when we would sit by the fireplace and read classic novels together.
But we don't have to go down that road it's cool.

tl;dr I created a life story for Anon and I.

Orrrr, you just watched Donnie Darko. Right?

Or I actually read The Destructors like I said.
But I did hear of it from there.

Touche, thumb to you.

Sand an cacti here

mine was the opposite
it was underground...

I cut a house into the side of a mountain, for my first.

Over 3 years of minecraft playing and I still do that

Same. I think that was the most effiicient way, you already had a wall built and you could expand without risk of mob attacks. (unless you hit a spawner lol)

same with a balcony and other stuff haha

That's still the house I live in. I'm a miner.

i lived in a cave which i expanded into an underground fortress.

My first house was a cobblestone cube shaped building :/
and my second one was a mothherfucking hole