I'm not saying she's a slut

i did this to my friend. he went to mine a bunch of stuff so i took everything out of his chest (a lot of diamonds, gold, and good stuff) and made an underground cavern in the middle of the ocean, under the ocean and on the bedrock. he still cant find it and is getting really pissed and doesn't know it was me. he actually blamed my friend. pic unrelated

>be steve
>playing minecraft
>find lot of diamons, gold and good stuff
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>put them bitches in the chest for safety
>mine some more
>go back
>check chest to swim in diamonds
>diamonds fucking gone.
>feelsbadman.jpg
>saw bestfriend
>he's innocent, he can't steal my diamonds.
>blame other friend, because he nigga
>settle to my decision.
>go to FJ to cool off
>saw this comment.
>MFW bestfriend = traitor.

I got Minecraft on XBox (because my computer fucking sucks), and I've yet to play multiplayer, because I can't get any friends to get it. One friend is probably going to get it soon, so I can't wait to fuck with him.
Pic related to your unrelated.

I have yet to play minecraft on Xbox, is it fun? I don't own an xbox, but totally something I would invest into.

minecraft on xbox is great because of the split screen with friends. plus only your friends can join your game, so it's free of griefers. it is an older version of the game currently (beta 1.6.6) but will get updated. the craft interface is much simpler, plus it has a tutorial for everyone who is new to the game.
pic is a screenshot i took myself.

Everyone knows your friends are the biggest griefers of all.

no hes right last i played it was only at the halloween update which was beta 1.6.6

you can make stripper poles now!

is it updated?

si

I like it. As giinthir said, it's only in 1.6.6, so no NPC villages, etc. But the Multiplayer is supposedly good, the controls and crafting are good (for XBox at least), and there will be DLC later for it. Overall, it's a great port, mainly just missing things that will get updated. Going to Alabama soon, so I'll probably get a good amount of time on it and Skyrim, considering where I'll me in Alabama sucks.

Yay! More people from Alabama! But seriously, I like the xbox port, mainly because I have a bad computer, so not lagging is nice. And I love the split screen.

I don't actually live in Alabama, my grandparents do. Visiting them. Although I do love them, I fucking hate the area they live in. I loathe going there for more than 5 days.

Thanks man, I like sharing opinions on funnyjunk, First time I don't get red bombed, Love you all.

No problem, bro. Also, here you go.

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Yea its pretty good. same thing as normal minecraft with the exception of how you craft and use stoves. though if you already have it for the PC, I wouldnt use 200 dollars just to buy an xbox and minecraft.

Yeah i have it, its alot easier to play multiplayer since you dont have to make a server. However, the version is before the adventure update.

So you play cheap ass rip-offs and call them good? Fuck off, I hope a creeper blows apart your house.

its the original bata dumbass. its made by the majong (same as the computer). god your stupid.

When did I ever say I didn't know that? I never said anything about the version, dumbass.
Oh yeah, and I think you need this.

Lol. Your name suits you good. I never said i liked any of the two , in fact hey both suck ass. i only play it when my brother does jjust to make him happy. If i want to play a game with ''cheap ass'' graphic i'll take out my nintendo or super nintendo , these actually have good games on it.

And another thing, Castle Miner Z is NOTHING like Minecraft. I've played it, it's just a cheap-ass rip-off of Minecraft.

most of my friends on my friend list have it. i still own the rip off, total miner

If you want give me your gamertag and I'll join you. I have a couple of friends that play it but not often

its D3ltaBTU. i wont be on until some time next week though

So you're one of those ass-hats ehy?

I have 12 more

Almost done

it's funny cuz it's all true...


you made me laugh more than the front page from 2 years, thank you

Glad I could make you laugh, good sir!

AND NOW MY FAVORITE

is there even a 1%? i thought it was an endless world

Its like 8 or 9 times the size of earth, but there's actually an end
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bGm2-YpzXE

I think.....

There is an end. but without mods you'll never get that far

Nigga better not be postin this shit on Facebook.

Took me a second, but that was fucking funny. Thumb for you!

Thank you minimap

It's dafuq, anon.

That was delicious.