> on assignment teaching english in costa rica
> "someone give me a name for this example"
> Start writing it on the board
> Interrupted by officer in back of room
> "OP, you spelled it like the sandwich"
> "Sorry guys, I'm ******* hungry"
> locals who understand are cracking up
> officer unleashes psycho sergeant on me after class
> "Why did you say that OP?"
> "I was hungover, sergeant, I didn't think"
> immediately start doing pushups in shame
> he whispers, "that **** was so funny, let's go get sandwiches"