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#9 - osanilevich
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So, Russia and Germany are those people who take the time to memorize combos in Street Fighter while we're the noobs who beat them simply by mashing the buttons
#30 to #9 - iamphoenix
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with freedom
#76 to #30 - blankyyy
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Ty ty so much that mad my day
Ty ty so much that mad my day
#211 to #76 - iamphoenix
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I didn't even think it was that funny, and now two of my comments are in the top 10.
#84 to #30 - Tatou
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#217 to #30 - anino
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Those aren't tattoos, those are birthmarks
#201 to #9 - anon id: aebca991
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Don't forget also the guy in a tag team battle who gets to fight once the pro player is almost out of health
#86 to #9 - captnpl
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Yes, but each button fires an intercontinental ballistic missile.
User avatar #20 - ericforeman
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"You can not invade mainland America as there would be a gun behind every blade of grass" Japanese General
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User avatar #105 to #20 - ivoryhammer
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Yeah that's true now that I think about it, other than our civil war and wars against British, there really haven't been a lot of wars fought on American soil, nobody has tried to invade it.
User avatar #146 to #20 - supermegasherman
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that was Isoroku Yamamoto if my memory serves me correct
#187 to #146 - arnoldbusk
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"memory"


google
#209 to #187 - supermegasherman
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Comment Picture
User avatar #43 to #20 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE
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There are more legal guns in the US than people. More unregestered legal guns after that, and Many many illegally owned guns out there too.. Good luck.. ANybody
User avatar #21 to #20 - heartlessrobot
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Hell yeah there would. You have an army? We have gangs with military grade weapons and the god damn KKK who are more willing to die for this country than most law-abiding citizens.
User avatar #22 to #21 - ericforeman
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Good luck getting 3 miles into the mid-west....
User avatar #23 to #22 - heartlessrobot
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Hell, if they came from the east coast they wouldn't make it past Pennsylvania. Amish my ass, ******* Hell's Angels and 2000 different gangs with AK's and Uzi's. I went through Redding one time and I thought I was in some cross between the middle east, Somaila, Uganda, and Detroit. I saw a guy throw a ******* HANDGRENADE.
#67 to #23 - ninjacowboy
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First thing I thought of.
First thing I thought of.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ericforeman
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Another Japanese general stated that after the bombing of pearl harbor they felt as if they had woken a sleeping bear.
User avatar #75 to #24 - exarzero
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It was Yamato, and he said Dragon. Close though. :D

It would be hard for any sort of tactical warfare on U.S soil. It would be stupid to try, but a nation willing to attack us, would probably not use tactical warfare... I mean they would probably have the initiative to get in a pretty good distance and take a butt load of major cities before we got organized, but most likely It would be Nuke town all over.

Then again... if they took our major cities hostage... Ugh
User avatar #97 to #75 - sammyjankiis
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Red Dawn is coming out soon and thats about the North Koreans taking over the Pacific NW. So im wondering how they did it!
User avatar #99 to #97 - exarzero
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I bet they are going to say they "surprised" us... even though we monitor the HELL out of them and have several thousand troops ready to go on the SK/NK border.

None the less I will see this movie. **** yes I will.
User avatar #100 to #99 - sammyjankiis
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25k troops to be exact! Only way they ever could is if you have played the game Homefront and they did it that way.
User avatar #103 to #100 - exarzero
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And that would be a hell of a long shot too. :D
User avatar #106 to #103 - sammyjankiis
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Ya one hell long of a shot!
User avatar #111 to #97 - holycrapimacupcake
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Can't ******* wait to see that.
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User avatar #119 to #24 - thezillis
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METAL AS ****
User avatar #25 to #24 - heartlessrobot
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Yeah, I don't care how "fat and lazy" they say we are, I don't see any of their armies putting a single toe within our borders.
User avatar #26 to #25 - ericforeman
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A war is unnecessary especially with the massive size of the United States. USA is a massive piece of land with 300 million people. Pretty touch to just come in and take over.
User avatar #83 to #26 - CrashingSea
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Certainly we have to have more than 300 million people... I thought we were in the billion mark?
User avatar #102 to #83 - exarzero
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314,569,201 in America.

As of late the Chinese are FINALLY starting to figure out that number do not count for ****. (which is actually kinda scary). For some reason they fear Japan, so they have been building a stronger smarter military. Ours is still better statistically and more powerful, BUT there are 2.3 million Chinese in the peoples liberation army, with another million and a half reserves. Nothing to laugh at, but we will still kick there arses in tactical combat. In the future however this can change. Not to mention they still have Nukes.
User avatar #104 to #102 - exarzero
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*Dammit.


Their.
User avatar #95 to #83 - YinScape
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We hit 300M a few years ago.
#32 to #25 - gliese
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Noone going to invade america when theyre pumping billions into china's economy.
User avatar #110 to #23 - holycrapimacupcake
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Hurray! My town was kinda mentioned.
User avatar #181 to #21 - thumbsalad
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While this is true.. Japanese gangs are a ********* fiercer than any American gang. I would NOT want to **** with the Yakuza.

American gangs still have fear of dying to some extent.. That's something the Japanese lack and works incredibly to their advantage.
User avatar #218 to #181 - heartlessrobot
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Yeah, but they wouldn't use gangs to invade a foreign country, would they?
User avatar #224 to #218 - thumbsalad
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I dunno man.. They're Japanese.

Who knows what the **** they're going to do.
User avatar #227 to #224 - heartlessrobot
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There going to bombard us with peanutbutter and jelly flavored soda and schoolgirls with ninja swords and horrible grammar and word use.
#152 - bullbrigade
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"From a russian document"   
   
"A german general officer"   
   
"Anonymous"   
   
Man, those are some reliable sources.
"From a russian document"

"A german general officer"

"Anonymous"

Man, those are some reliable sources.
User avatar #153 to #152 - stalkersgonnastalk [OP]
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yes but its still funny :)
#155 to #152 - jojord
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Thats Paul the Lion! (Paul de Leeuw)
User avatar #165 to #152 - facedodge
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That is some creepy ****.
#112 - pterodactylz
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'MURICA
#121 to #112 - anon id: 9d75adcb
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Every time I see this pic it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
#161 to #112 - anon id: f3bb1c55
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******* americans i hate you all . You guys only joined the world war 2 because you got bombed at pearl harbour. You were totally okay with France and Britain being ********** and continued with your normal routine like nothing the **** was wrong. ******* stupid selfish americans .
User avatar #117 to #112 - thezillis
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FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAAA-AAY
#160 - manirock
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#164 to #160 - anon id: 74642ce9
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Stfu Fatmerica.
#172 to #164 - anon id: 94657987
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Why don't you log in and say that, fagget?!
User avatar #175 to #160 - conoriskool
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Do Americans not study ww1 in school, aka "the Great War"? The French were all over that war,
they were the main contributors to that war on the ally front by a big margin. Credit where it's due.
#176 to #175 - HarbingerGunner
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reputation stick when you spent an ass ton of money on a what was suppose to be an indestructible border defense that was quickly and embarrassingly bypassed. Is the stereotype true? No. But it isnt going away. So quit crying
User avatar #178 to #176 - conoriskool
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How am I crying? You think America would have stood better against the Germans in ww2? Any country in the world if sharing a border with the
Germans in ww2 would have been annihilated, the only reason the Brits survived was the English channel. And this "reputation" was fabricated by the US media because the French refused to join their stupid was in Iraq after 9/11, not because of ww2
#194 to #178 - HarbingerGunner
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but it wasnt any country in the world, it was france. So France gets the reputation. And yes, you are mad. It is very apparent :/
User avatar #210 to #194 - conoriskool
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That makes no ****** sense, it's no bad mark on them in losing to the Germans in WW2 who were one of the greatest military
forces ever assembled.
User avatar #184 to #178 - stalkersgonnastalk [OP]
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actually the french really sucked in every conflict after WWI...but they were badass until then....I never understood what happened, where did the Napoleonic hordes go?
User avatar #212 to #184 - conoriskool
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The only major conflict after ww1 was ww2, and nobody can blame them for falling to nazi Germany. They lost against the Vietnamese in the First Indochina War too, which wasn't too long after ww2 from which they still suffered the effects.
And that also isn't so bad considering the Americans lost a war against the Vietnamese
not too long after that too in the Vietnam war right?
User avatar #213 to #212 - stalkersgonnastalk [OP]
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im not saying french are cowards but the french army never really got back to where they were before WWII. and im not blaming them for losing against the nazis, hell the USSR almost fell to those guys! the only thing more terrifying than a panzer blitz was the russian charge. but still even now days the french army sucks...'cept the foreign legion, those guys are badass.
User avatar #215 to #213 - conoriskool
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well the whole of Europe went under a lot of demilitarizing after ww2, you must understand
the complete state of ruin large parts of Europe experienced and the general concensus was "never again". Hence the formation of the EU, which made it economically impossible for Europeans to wage war on each other again. The big European nations nowadays only spend about 2% of gdp on the military, while places like the USA spend 5%. Europe doesn't want war any more. BUT they
are trying to centralize European militarys. The EU currently has the largest armed forces in the world (active plus reserve) it's just each country likes to look after their own affairs so instead of having on commander in chief the EU has 27. They wanna change that........ Sorry for going on a tangent I tend to get lost in these types of conversations lol
User avatar #216 to #215 - stalkersgonnastalk [OP]
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of course, i was just talking theoretically. still taken individually the french army is the weakest of the big armies (british, german etc) are the russian forces part of the EU military? because from what i hear they are pretty isolated. its nice to have a conversation with someone who has an idea of what hes talking about :)
User avatar #219 to #216 - conoriskool
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Well sadly the Germans actually don't have a very good military at all anymore, they are very anti-war now after ww2 and don't invest so much in their military. So the 2 major powers in Europe are the British and the French.
The Brits would be just above the French I reckon but the French have more troops. The thing that helps the Brits is their military budget is quite a bit higher. no the Russians aren't a part of the EU they have their own military. I can direct you to a fairly decent
site if you would like, type "global firepower" into google and click the first link and you'll see a list of the current best powers in the world and the resources they have at their disposal etc.
I think one of the reasons also why the Germans don't put much to their military is they still have american and british troops in their land since ww2, so if they have 10,000 american troops in Germany (the US recently haved this from a figure of 20k to focus on asia) and a further 15k troops from britain, it might be reasonable to assume they are thinking "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" or
in other words, why should they spend a butt load of money on defence when the brits and americans still have a significant presence their. But that would only be a small
factor seeing as 20-30k troops is only a small number. Just a thought i had the other day. The main reason of course is they want to stay away from militarizing cause of ww2 and the stigma they still deal with
User avatar #232 to #219 - stalkersgonnastalk [OP]
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the german army might be quite small but those ******* are very heavily armed. the G36 assault rifle is real killer at up to 1km (while the american m4 goes up to 400m-600m) and the leopards are extremely fast tanks while packing a lot of firepower. they kinda suck at air force but still. also most german military producers from WW2 went into the private sector and now produce the best of the best in personal weaponry (H&K). the american and british presence in germany might be small (Rammstein AFB is the only base i think) but its a full military presence starting with tanks and going all the way up to heavy bombers (B52s i think) personaly i think it sucks that germany is not allowed to have a full military :/
User avatar #183 to #176 - stalkersgonnastalk [OP]
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actually it was indestructible. they were beaten only because Erwin Rommel and the rest of the Panzer Korps used tanks in a way that at the time was thought impossible: they went through the woods....
User avatar #188 to #175 - pulluspardus
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its just they only study of what puts them in a positive light.
which leads to the "Educated persons" to be very ignorant.
I'm not saying its just in America, its the same over here, we even get educated in lies (lots of bias toward one religion/ side)
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User avatar #189 to #160 - imabser
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Good job on making the French mad 7/10 manirock.
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User avatar #171 to #140 - xldarkking
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'Murica. Nuff said.
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User avatar #94 - doodogger
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I'm sure he's not really saying we don't know what we are doing, but instead we are being unpredictable to our enemies.
User avatar #96 to #94 - stalkersgonnastalk [OP]
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nope, I'm preeeety sure he's saying Americans have no idea what they are doing....
User avatar #109 to #96 - holycrapimacupcake
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It's true, we don't.
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yep it is completely true
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User avatar #92 to #85 - the fuzzball
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I use that strategy too, always tie. never won a single game of chess but Iv never lost either.
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User avatar #107 to #93 - darkjustifier
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I usually win at tic tac toe.
User avatar #116 to #107 - KazumaKyu
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Which means you play against terrible opponents. Anyone who isn't retarded can easily force a tie in tic-tac-toe.
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******* Yuks... what company?
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#81 to #40 - jimmynutz
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company?
company?
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#226 to #207 - jimmynutz
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Ex H-1er here
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User avatar #48 to #40 - xuvious
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not hating or doubting, but how will you prove it? honest question.
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User avatar #65 to #55 - dagold
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Are you actually army? Or is that an ROTC shirt?
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User avatar #70 to #69 - dagold
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Ah, just curiosity. I'm an army medic so when I saw the hoodie I wanted to internet high five you
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User avatar #72 to #71 - dagold
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I am okay with this
#88 to #72 - youxbarstard
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Here you two can use this one.
Here you two can use this one.
User avatar #130 to #69 - sketchE
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i ate to break it to you guys but you are not active duty military
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User avatar #220 to #206 - sketchE
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west pointers had more freedom then i did at nmmi. if im correct you guys are contracted cadets which is its own clasification
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User avatar #233 to #222 - sketchE
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yeah enlisted are only restricted for two months then they go to their duty station and have free reign as long as they dont do anything illegal
User avatar #131 to #130 - sketchE
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hate* shows you what a civilian education gets you
#168 - pauix
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The last point describes a 2Fort game quite accurately.
The last point describes a 2Fort game quite accurately.