THEIER ( leled)
In Basic at Fort Bening
platoons number one fuck: up forgets his
3 times on one week
e US has smoked this cat for hours at atime, each time, still he fucks up
e DE gives Private pound rock for him to carry
s tells is his new battle buddy and it will be with him wherever he goes
e DE tells the private to give him a back story and a home town
Later that day:
s DE ask the fuck up private from and center and give his back story
e Private "This is Private Balboa, from Little Rock Arkansas, he is related to Stone Cold Steve Austin, and has a bachelors degree in geology!
s everyone is dying even the DE
e US: What is Private ' s favorite military exercises?
e Private: The Mountain Climber!
e we are still dying