"metal" chicks. 90% OC from your friendly channel owner. I' m an .cuttie. and i like metal. Funny thing about metal chicks is that the more hardcore the metal they listen to the fatter they are usually.
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90% OC from your friendly channel owner

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User avatar #17 - deadadventurer (06/07/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Funny thing about metal chicks is that the more hardcore the metal they listen to the fatter they are usually.

User avatar #18 to #17 - thedandude ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
they get heavier
#16 - pappathethird (06/07/2013) [-]
next time, give her this
#96 - ttubkcid (06/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a girl and I like metal, too, especially the alkali ones. Transition metals are ok, but group 1 A is the real thing.
#3 - nsfwcontent (06/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
heh
#73 - flamingwombat (06/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Me and this girl were talking at a party and she was really quit. We soon got to music and I told her that I liked bands like Black Dahlia Murder, Spawn of Possession, Arsis, Suffocation, etc. She told me that those bands suck and I should listen to real talent, like Bring me the Horizon, and Suicide Silence.

I never laughed so hard in my life. Silly bitches, constantly hitting open chords in Dropped A doesn't make you good.
#23 - deathmetalwarlord (06/07/2013) [+] (45 replies)
I get annoyed when a girl says "Oh, you like metal? Me too! It's so awesome." and then it turns out she only listens to Black Veil Brides, Bring Me The Horizon, Sleeping with Sirens, and bands like that.
If you only exclusively listen to metalcore, please say so.
#90 - CaptainKill (06/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
A black guy listening to Mayhem?
User avatar #72 - thetattooedone (06/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't even know who would be considered metal. I just listen to the music. No need for all the titles and **** .
User avatar #109 - funnyjunkianonetwo (06/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
One time someone tried to convince me that Black Veil Brides was Heavy Metal and not Death Metal. I still ******* hate them.
User avatar #111 to #109 - stiltsformidgets (06/07/2013) [-]
They're neither, they're metalcore.
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User avatar #64 - mynameisgeorge (06/07/2013) [-]
This comic is highly unrealistic

I doubt this guy is one of the 6 black people that listens to metal
#123 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
maybe she was just about to say "so what bands do you listen to?"
maybe she was just about to say "so what bands do you listen to?"
#121 - returnofarjay (06/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I'm a girl and I like metal!"
>Black Veil Brides
>Sleeping With Sirens
>Bullet for my valentine
>mfw
User avatar #98 - randomnab (06/07/2013) [+] (10 replies)
He's wearing a Mayhem shirt, even though I dont like their music i know their history. Theyre a Norwegian black metal band. Their lead singer (stage name Dead) kept a rotting corpse of a bird in his pocket and buried his clothes so they rotted, apparently he liked smelling and looking like a corpse. After a while, he cut his wrist and blew his brains out with a shotgun, Varg (another members) found the corpse, so he did the most logical thing: shoved him in a corner along with the knife/rifle and took a pic. The band used the pic as a cover for their album. Then Varg out Euronimous (another member) was planning on kidnapping and torturing him to make a snuff movie so he went to his house and stabbed him 20 times and then went out and set fire to 4 churches. Euro is now dead and Varg is in jail. The only surviving free member is the drummer, Hellhammer.
#77 - lelwut (06/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Im a girl and I play xbox"
#76 - amflashfj (06/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Any Killswitch fans!?!?
No?
Ok.....
#126 - hiddeninhat (06/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Well, I care. What do you prefer, chicks who go retarded for this pussy?

Seriously, if somebody likes metal, then I'm glad for him/her. And if it's a her, well, then it's cool.

If this post is about girls who show off over the fact they're female and also like masculine things, well. Is it seriously that bad?
#62 - ferrum (06/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I am so metal I am one.
User avatar #65 to #62 - siggythepiggy (06/07/2013) [-]
Which one? I am praseodymium
User avatar #1 - kampi (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can I have a template?
Please?
#2 to #1 - stiltsformidgets (06/06/2013) [-]
Here ya go
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