Songs.... I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my deth seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody me
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I ejaculate fire!
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid
It kills when I breed, with my deth seed ...more »

I ejaculate fire!
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid
It kills when I breed, with my deth seed
CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate
A bloody mess, bubbles with heat
Fear the splattering acidic de-mattering
IT BURNS! I'm fried to my loins.
Testicular propane, TANKS EXPLODIIIIIIING!

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Submitted: 03/19/2013
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User avatar #88 - darksideofthebeast (04/11/2013) [-]
addicted to ******* skin.
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#73 - batcatman **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
The dethalbum III was deffinently my favorite one yet
#78 to #73 - triggerhappysniper (03/20/2013) [-]
here you go my dear sir
here you go my dear sir
#70 - lastofthedovakhiin (03/20/2013) [-]
Explooooddde!!!!
User avatar #68 - slatersniper (03/20/2013) [-]
Is this what happens when you **** a Mexican chick?
#61 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Then you need to see a doctor.
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#63 to #60 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
Not only did you fail to get the obvious reference to Dethklok and their fantastic new album, but you managed to misspell Rammstein.

You have been officially banned from this content. Good day sir.
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#65 to #63 - garagesale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#67 to #65 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
At least try not to disrespect both a fantastic band and Rammstein in the same post.
#53 - zoidz (03/20/2013) [-]
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! 						****					 was crazy on that season finale!
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! **** was crazy on that season finale!
#72 to #53 - lastofthedovakhiin (03/20/2013) [-]
Let's hope soon.
#59 to #53 - schneidend ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Bro, what the **** did you just do?!
#82 to #59 - zoidz (03/20/2013) [-]
I killed your 'god'!! Now answer me!
#42 - habanaro (03/20/2013) [-]
Dethklok thread?
Dethklok thread?
#79 to #42 - spedlock (03/20/2013) [-]
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#58 to #42 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
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hell yes
User avatar #55 to #42 - floopdawhoop (03/20/2013) [-]
Where can I watch this?
User avatar #90 to #55 - spawnsy (06/20/2013) [-]
netflix
User avatar #56 to #55 - habanaro (03/20/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
I think there's quite a few episodes on youtube, too.
#50 to #42 - habanaro (03/20/2013) [-]
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#38 - thenewnuggubler (03/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - darxus (03/20/2013) [-]
I had to stop drinking caffeinated soda because it makes my semen caustic. I'm not the only one. Mountain Dew was one of the worst.
#36 - jactroll (03/20/2013) [-]
you probably have herpes
User avatar #35 - jacencaedus (03/20/2013) [-]
should get that looked at
#34 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
gonorrhea?
#26 - iamcraig ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Did someone say Dethklok?
Did someone say Dethklok?
#74 to #26 - lastofthedovakhiin (03/20/2013) [-]
As that .gif depicts, Dethcock.   
When is the last season coming out???
As that .gif depicts, Dethcock.
When is the last season coming out???
User avatar #30 to #26 - Kirbyman (03/20/2013) [-]
Winston Sexton.

Ghost Demon ****** Arsonist.
#41 to #30 - triggathepirate (03/20/2013) [-]
Mark my words.   
I'll be back.   
Whether you read this in a couple hours. Or tomorrow.   
I'll be 						*******					 back.
Mark my words.
I'll be back.
Whether you read this in a couple hours. Or tomorrow.
I'll be ******* back.
#25 - rawpedobearraw (03/19/2013) [-]
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#24 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
#23 - Rockaman (03/19/2013) [-]
MFW
#22 - mtndewisgreat ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
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