Songs.... I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my deth seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody me dethklok
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Songs.... I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my deth seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody me

I ejaculate fire!
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid
It kills when I breed, with my deth seed
CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate
A bloody mess, bubbles with heat
Fear the splattering acidic de-mattering
IT BURNS! I'm fried to my loins.
Testicular propane, TANKS EXPLODIIIIIIING!

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#26 - iamcraig
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Did someone say Dethklok?
Did someone say Dethklok?
#74 to #26 - lastofthedovakhiin
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(03/20/2013) [-]
As that .gif depicts, Dethcock.   
When is the last season coming out???
As that .gif depicts, Dethcock.
When is the last season coming out???
User avatar #30 to #26 - Kirbyman
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Winston Sexton.

Ghost Demon ****** Arsonist.
#41 to #30 - triggathepirate
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Mark my words.   
I'll be back.   
Whether you read this in a couple hours. Or tomorrow.   
I'll be ******* back.
Mark my words.
I'll be back.
Whether you read this in a couple hours. Or tomorrow.
I'll be ******* back.
#1 - napsterfreak
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#4 - orchdork
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#42 - habanaro
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Dethklok thread?
Dethklok thread?
User avatar #55 to #42 - floopdawhoop
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Where can I watch this?
User avatar #56 to #55 - habanaro
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You need to login to view this link
I think there's quite a few episodes on youtube, too.
User avatar #90 to #55 - spawnsy
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netflix
#71 to #42 - aerosol
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#47 to #42 - habanaro
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hell yes
#43 to #42 - habanaro
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#49 to #42 - habanaro
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#24 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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#23 - Rockaman
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MFW
#12 - thunderpony
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#22 - mtndewisgreat
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#53 - zoidz
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(03/20/2013) [-]
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! **** was crazy on that season finale!
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! **** was crazy on that season finale!
#72 to #53 - lastofthedovakhiin
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Let's hope soon.
#59 to #53 - schneidend
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Bro, what the **** did you just do?!
#82 to #59 - zoidz
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I killed your 'god'!! Now answer me!