Songs.... I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my deth seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody me dethklok
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Songs.... I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my deth seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody me

I ejaculate fire!
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid
It kills when I breed, with my deth seed
CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate
A bloody mess, bubbles with heat
Fear the splattering acidic de-mattering
IT BURNS! I'm fried to my loins.
Testicular propane, TANKS EXPLODIIIIIIING!

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#26 - iamcraig (03/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Did someone say Dethklok?
Did someone say Dethklok?
#42 - habanaro ONLINE (03/20/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Dethklok thread?
Dethklok thread?
#24 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
#23 - Rockaman (03/19/2013) [-]
MFW
#12 - thunderpony ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
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#22 - mtndewisgreat ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
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#53 - zoidz ONLINE (03/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! 			****		 was crazy on that season finale!
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! **** was crazy on that season finale!
User avatar #8 - SognaVetr (03/19/2013) [-]
Cannibal Corpse: "I Cum Blood"
User avatar #21 - kunir (03/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I got ****** with a knife and I cum blood
#70 - lastofthedovakhiin (03/20/2013) [-]
Explooooddde!!!!
#38 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - darxus (03/20/2013) [-]
I had to stop drinking caffeinated soda because it makes my semen caustic. I'm not the only one. Mountain Dew was one of the worst.
User avatar #19 - mrgoodlove (03/19/2013) [-]
There's actually a movie called Taxidermia where a guy has fire come out of his dick
User avatar #68 - slatersniper (03/20/2013) [-]
Is this what happens when you **** a Mexican chick?
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#63 to #60 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
Not only did you fail to get the obvious reference to Dethklok and their fantastic new album, but you managed to misspell Rammstein.

You have been officially banned from this content. Good day sir.
#18 - silverhellion (03/19/2013) [-]
i have yet to see this series. i'm looking forward to it.
i have yet to see this series. i'm looking forward to it.
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