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#81
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englman (02/17/2013) [-] 
Two things I love:
1) DethKlok
2) Making everyday things sound much more messed up than they need to.
1) DethKlok
2) Making everyday things sound much more messed up than they need to.
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thexxtalonxx (02/17/2013) [-] Class, today I will attempt to make eating more brutal and fucking metal.
1) It all starts with you throwing something into a dark hole.
2) The opening of the hole closes and digestive enzymes are sprayed all over the "food" preferably the meat of a killed animal.
3) Sharp and blunt bone protrusions stab. grab, grind, cut and chomp the morsel until it is a gummy substance.
4) A meat tentacle then pushes the morsel down a vertical sphincter into a pit of acid, where it is broken down so you can absorb it's nutrients as your own.
And now, eating is fucking brutal and metal.
1) It all starts with you throwing something into a dark hole.
2) The opening of the hole closes and digestive enzymes are sprayed all over the "food" preferably the meat of a killed animal.
3) Sharp and blunt bone protrusions stab. grab, grind, cut and chomp the morsel until it is a gummy substance.
4) A meat tentacle then pushes the morsel down a vertical sphincter into a pit of acid, where it is broken down so you can absorb it's nutrients as your own.
And now, eating is fucking brutal and metal.
