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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#81 - englman
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(02/17/2013) [-]
Two things I love:   
1) DethKlok   
2) Making everyday things sound much more messed up than they need to.
Two things I love:
1) DethKlok
2) Making everyday things sound much more messed up than they need to.
#99 to #81 - thexxtalonxx
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(02/17/2013) [-]
Class, today I will attempt to make eating more brutal and ******* metal.

1) It all starts with you throwing something into a dark hole.
2) The opening of the hole closes and digestive enzymes are sprayed all over the "food" preferably the meat of a killed animal.
3) Sharp and blunt bone protrusions stab. grab, grind, cut and chomp the morsel until it is a gummy substance.
4) A meat tentacle then pushes the morsel down a vertical sphincter into a pit of acid, where it is broken down so you can absorb it's nutrients as your own.

And now, eating is ******* brutal and metal.