>Be Danes, Currently assimilating Holy Roman Empire (Germans) into Glorious Danish Empire
>English Ship appears with a full stack ****
army, mostly peasants and a diplomat.
>Ignore them as they are probably another tard AI maneuver
>Send the massive as ****
Dragon Boat navy i possess just in case.
>They have enough balls to land and attack Hamburg, which by chance is home to the Danish Homeguard Army
>I sally forth and completely and totally destroy every last one of them and crush their navy all within one turn
>Send a diplomat to theirs and call a cease fire as im too *******
busy for a second invasion
>I end up with Caen and a tribute of 3000 gold for 10 turns
>And such was the tale of the English invasion that completely backfired.