MFW i was 14 and discovered porn. .. When I was ten I did not know the meaning of the word hump and the other kids would not tell it to me, so I asked them to show it to me. One moved his hips back MFW i was 14 and discovered porn When I ten did not know the meaning of word hump other kids would tell it to me so asked them show One moved his hips back
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - dashgamer
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When I was ten I did not know the meaning of the word hump and the other kids would not tell it to me, so I asked them to show it to me. One moved his hips back and forth, then said he'd give me a dollar to "hump the wall." I went around, innocently ******* walls and poles for money at the age of ten years old.
User avatar #194 to #6 - iamthefirstnigger [OP]
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There wasnt enough space in the title but i meant when i discovered it on the internet
#56 to #6 - CommonJoo
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I have 3 dollars on me. When you wanna do this?
User avatar #131 to #56 - haaaxderp
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I have 28. Let's see how many things we can get this man to hump.
User avatar #204 to #56 - dashgamer
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Right now, bro.
#19 to #6 - ishalltroll
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"innocently ******* walls and poles for money at the age of ten years old"
oh god
#16 - philm
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so you ****** an air conditioner?
so you ****** an air conditioner?
#32 to #16 - anon id: 3a8cf0f9
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how else do you get a BLOWjob?
#176 to #16 - chocopepero
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You forget, this was HIS FACE when he discovered porn. So he went around ******* an AC with his face.
#43 to #16 - lychees
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To answer your gif, he's obviously doing an air conditioner.
To answer your gif, he's obviously doing an air conditioner.
User avatar #112 to #16 - pengish
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i thought it was a hand dryer.
#23 to #16 - hewhoepicfails
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No, he ****** a hand dryer.
#94 - Dstroyer
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Anyone remember first discovering porn, but not knowing what to do? Just sitting there and watching it...?      
   
   
It's weird.
Anyone remember first discovering porn, but not knowing what to do? Just sitting there and watching it...?


It's weird.
User avatar #119 to #94 - tropius
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I first watched porn when I was 5. I watched it and watched it, and learned what sex was. Only I didn't know what to do. I didn't start learning what to do with it until I was 11. Boy, what a night.
User avatar #96 to #94 - goobdol
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I didn't realize I was actually supposed to rub my stick until I was 15.


Boy, was that the day I saw the world in white.
#100 to #96 - Dstroyer
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Yup.
User avatar #118 to #96 - illegalartist
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14 for me.

before then i kinda just humped my pillows
#104 to #94 - djequalizee
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#57 - zomgodness
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**zomgodness rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at A lil over a decade, more precisely... ** <-- what I jerked off to
#58 to #57 - anon id: 7bd9503d
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+1
#69 to #57 - igotdamunchies
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**igotdamunchies rolled a random image posted in comment #2263015 at FJ RPG ** Bitch please, What i jerk off to.
#81 - thisotherdude
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You know, it's funny how we progress through porn, when we start off some extremely soft core naked chick will make cum buckets. But after a while you won't even be able to get it up unless it's something along these lines <--
#143 to #81 - ufoflash
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****... i know exactly where that is from. Maybe i have been here to long...
User avatar #146 to #143 - newposterintown
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Sauce?
User avatar #153 to #146 - thisotherdude
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User avatar #158 to #153 - newposterintown
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Oh, god...
User avatar #161 to #158 - thisotherdude
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I'm guessing you want this for scientific purposes?
User avatar #163 to #161 - newposterintown
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If I ever ask for porn, it is for scientific purposes.

I need to test...the amount of fetishes in a typical hentai manga. Yes.

For science.
#152 to #146 - ufoflash
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Er... well go to You need to login to view this link and it should be in the front page. Think it was uploaded about a week or two ago so you might have to scroll down a bit.
User avatar #154 to #152 - thisotherdude
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alternatively you can also go to fakku, go to "sort by tags," and click on futa, it's the first one there at the moment.
#159 to #154 - ufoflash
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Ah well suppose that is a lot easier. Thanks for sharing the link then. Didn't think of checking fakku.
User avatar #160 to #159 - thisotherdude
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no problem friend, always happy to scare my strange and ****** up porn.
User avatar #156 to #154 - thisotherdude
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First one as in on the top of the page, not the first futa hentai on the site, not by a long shot.
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User avatar #86 to #81 - heartlessrobot
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Yeah, I started off with normal stuff, now I've seen more horse dick than a horse breeder.
User avatar #88 to #86 - fencingchamp
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we meet agin... go on :L
#164 - soggytomatoe
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>Be 11
>Eavesdropping on my bro and friends
>"Dude if I dated derpina, I'd totally came buckets"
>Already know what it means to cum
> Afraid that if I cum, I would cum literally a bucket
>For that moment on, every time I fapped, I would IMMEDIATELY stop after I feel like I'm gonna blow my load
>Two years pass
>Finally time I faced my fears
>Decide to polish my pearl
>About to blow my load for the first time
>HEREWEGO.jpeg
>Cum about the equivalent of a teaspoon
>MFW
User avatar #183 to #164 - frysfrys
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> Implying that 13 year olds cum a lot
#171 to #164 - thisotherdude
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Two years of blue balls? Dear lord!
User avatar #165 to #164 - came
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These are what make me love my mentions
User avatar #166 to #165 - jmanispimping
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HOLY ****! How many mentions do you get on a daily basis? and you must just get tons of thumbs from replying!
User avatar #169 to #166 - came
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I don't reply to all of them, don't have the time and that damn MLP friendly board won't let me in! *shakes fist*

I get about 100-150 a day. Most are just innocent, but some are amusing, I got a mention, scrolled up to see what the guy said "I came" to and saw a guy fisting himself. Turns out I was on gay board :P
User avatar #172 to #169 - jmanispimping
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Its a curse and a blessing eh?
User avatar #173 to #172 - came
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Hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
#190 to #173 - jsrf
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I feel you bro...

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User avatar #95 to #75 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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if you are a guy; please, teach me.
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User avatar #99 to #98 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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then this comes as no surprise
there must be a man in your life to fulfill your needs
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User avatar #103 to #102 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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either way girls dont need to clean the pipes like guys do almost on a regular basis
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#80 to #75 - thisotherdude
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*****************!
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User avatar #82 to #78 - zilver
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but then you have watched porn
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#46 - anonymouzx
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OP is probably close to middle age or poor...or a late bloomer.
OP is probably close to middle age or poor...or a late bloomer.
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#108 to #83 - guye
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you made my day with that gif
you made my day with that gif