Tali, Mass Effect. Drunk Tali is hilarious. d? outr.. 'Emergency induction port' I think that I'll use that term rather than straw from now on. Tali Mass Effect Drunk is hilarious d? outr 'Emergency induction port' I think that I'll use term rather than straw from now on
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - secretmouse
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(11/15/2013) [-]
'Emergency induction port'

I think that I'll use that term rather than straw from now on.

User avatar #56 to #2 - pappathethird
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(11/16/2013) [-]
anal sex
#58 to #56 - secretmouse
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(11/16/2013) [-]
O-kayy....
O-kayy....
User avatar #142 to #58 - amanaman
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(11/16/2013) [-]
stop it your making me question my sexuallity
#6 - midothegreat
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#137 to #6 - tiddycats
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User avatar #11 to #6 - blahderpblah
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(11/16/2013) [-]
I'm baffled at your lack of thumbs.
#7 - skiskis
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(11/16/2013) [-]
"Liquid transportation devices"
#5 - tiddycats
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(11/16/2013) [-]
#40 - crazyolitis
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Well, if Tali doesn't get druk, how will Shepard get her in bed?
User avatar #94 to #40 - sanguinesolitude
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(11/16/2013) [-]
using hand sanitizer
User avatar #65 to #40 - leonhardt
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Very carefully
#39 - lilRican
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Do you ever get to see her face?

does she look like this?
User avatar #82 to #39 - legayunicorn
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(11/16/2013) [-]
They released an uncolored 3D model but they do show the face of a quarian in synthesis so we do know what quarians look like.
User avatar #99 to #82 - mckinkymcormic
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(11/16/2013) [-]
pics or gtfo
User avatar #42 to #39 - harbingerwolf
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Nope, in game she takes her mask off in the 3rd one and you never see it in the camera. Then she leaves a photograph by your desk, its just some free stock image EA found and very slightly photoshopped.
#45 to #39 - zipperotagain
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#57 to #45 - thesinful
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(11/16/2013) [-]
I reject their reality and substitute my own
#68 to #57 - warzon
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Am definitely okay with this.
Am definitely okay with this.
User avatar #88 to #68 - jackmanagan
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(11/16/2013) [-]
katia is best managan
User avatar #90 to #88 - warzon
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(11/16/2013) [-]
yes
#60 to #57 - thewisedane
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(11/16/2013) [-]
I request the fivest of highs.
I request the fivest of highs.
#61 to #60 - thesinful
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(11/16/2013) [-]
YOU!... have earned this
#153 to #61 - thewisedane
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Seals are adorable as hell.
Seals are adorable as hell.
User avatar #79 to #57 - stifflimb
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Dude yes, I want this to happen!!!
User avatar #72 to #57 - newusernam
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Thumbed for the Adam Savage quote
#132 to #72 - anon id: 45522d11
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(11/16/2013) [-]
>Adam Savage quote   
   
You mean the one from the 1984 movie "The Dungeonmaster"?
>Adam Savage quote

You mean the one from the 1984 movie "The Dungeonmaster"?
User avatar #176 to #132 - newusernam
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(11/19/2013) [-]
I like Mythbusters and you can't take that away from me
#152 to #57 - RipperMan
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(11/16/2013) [-]
i like this one
#69 - kalimah
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#12 - royoten
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#128 - mikemeiers
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(11/16/2013) [-]
love me some talk.
love me some talk.
#186 to #128 - kunterz
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Comment Picture
#187 to #186 - mikemeiers
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(03/04/2014) [-]
this was posted 4.5 months ago
this was posted 4.5 months ago
#188 to #187 - kunterz
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(03/05/2014) [-]
also
also
#84 - legayunicorn
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(11/16/2013) [-]
I love the girls of Mass effect. Tali is adorable.
#189 to #84 - anon id: dc601bad
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(04/23/2015) [-]
Heeeey I did that drawing!! O_O

dezgardous.deviantart.com/art/Swooning-w-387763502
User avatar #190 to #189 - legayunicorn
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(04/25/2015) [-]
Sending me the link does not prove anything because I already had it in my favorites on dA...
#97 to #84 - nim
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(11/16/2013) [-]
I agree.
I agree.
User avatar #91 to #84 - sthes **User deleted account**
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(11/16/2013) [-]
hopefully there will be more girls modeled like Tali. she makes a point that not all video game girls need to have huge cleavage, and "spaghetti" clothes, to be deemed sexy. sometimes they just need a tight suit, and a first class ass.
User avatar #113 to #91 - legayunicorn
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(11/16/2013) [-]
I agree with you, plus she just acts adorable.

Though I wanted to punch her in her cunt when she was dating Garrus. I mean they were like siblings and it was disturbing. Some middle aged dude screwing a 20 year old is... creepy
User avatar #124 to #113 - hourlyb
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(11/16/2013) [-]
I wouldn't really call Garrus middle aged. He's pushing 35 at the max. Plus, I think it felt right for them to get together at the end. They went through a lot together, so it made sense that they would have feelings.
User avatar #175 to #113 - sphincterface
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Garrus is only a little younger than Shepard, one of the writes says that he is 2 to 4 years younger than Shepard...and I don't know if the Turians age the same way humans do, but I'm saying Garrus is somewhat young. So him dating Tali wouldnt make much of a difference from Shepard dating her, agewise.