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Mass effect lovers.

You' lall find a way ‘tn beat the odds.
And when you do, herdsman, I' ll be waiting."
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#3 - kula (11/14/2015) [-]
#84 to #3 - yiffcario ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
#59 to #47 - newdevyx (11/15/2015) [-]
That's just glorious.
#1 - swirlytwirl ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
>started getting kinky with the psychologist in ME2
>dropped her hard when i knew i can get kinky with Tali instead
>mfw i realized she's the only crew member who i didn't save after i finished the trilogy
#49 to #1 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
JUST GIB IT.
User avatar #12 to #1 - avaday (11/14/2015) [-]
I have no idea why but tali gets a ******* rocket to the face during the last mission in me2 when i do everything right to save her
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpwolf (11/14/2015) [-]
Did you do her loyalty mission? Did you assign her to the proper job? Did you assign everyone to the proper job? Did you fix your ship? 100% of the time that I did all of these things, there were no deaths.
#30 to #12 - weinersack (11/15/2015) [-]
its okay i got you fam
User avatar #33 to #30 - avaday (11/15/2015) [-]
I used this exact page from game informer. still tali ate rockets
User avatar #52 to #33 - severepwner ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Probably used the wrong leader, or one of them wasn't loyal. Very minute mistakes with colossal consequences.
User avatar #63 to #52 - donbionicle (11/15/2015) [-]
I dunno, it's pretty hard to not have a full loyal party by the end. I mean, the only thing you have to know is the cut-off point of the Reaper IFF mission, and you can just do literally everything else besides Legion before that.
Picking the wrong leader, I can understand though.
User avatar #64 to #63 - thundagawd (11/15/2015) [-]
It's not too hard, you just have to do enough side missions to get your renegade/paragon high enough to persuade/intimidate them out of the confrontation without picking a side.

Then again I'm a completionist whore and wouldn't let myself so much as approach the finale without doing everything I possibly could beforehand.
User avatar #95 to #63 - severepwner ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
It's not that difficult, keep your paragon or renegade high so you can pass those speech checks for Jack and Miranda, and Tali and Legion, basically doing those missions last to be sure.

Then pick the correct leaders and specialists, buy your upgrades and you're good.
User avatar #99 to #30 - topperharly ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
i am still for my nobody gets left behind achievement...aaaaand then it didnt mean anything in me 3.......i am still sooo mad....well...better play f4llout now
User avatar #94 to #30 - Kaellnx (11/15/2015) [-]
I feel like I should save this even though I may never play Mass Effect
#76 to #30 - tigermisu (11/15/2015) [-]
What happens in ME3 if shepard dies at the end of ME2?
User avatar #85 to #76 - commanderphoenix (11/15/2015) [-]
the reapers win you play as shep no matter what you just cant import if you died in 2
User avatar #73 to #12 - cazabrow (11/15/2015) [-]
did you get the ending on her loyalty mission where neither her or her father get the consequences?
#5 - rocketelbow ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Is this when she learned about her "Emergency Induction Port"..?
#4 - fuckoatmeal (11/14/2015) [-]
** *********** used "*roll picture*"**
** *********** rolled image** mfw EDI talks about Samantha wanting to do the sex with her in the Citadel dlc.
#26 - hourlyb (11/15/2015) [-]
I don't care what anyone says.
Miranda is best space waifu.
User avatar #60 to #26 - thunderpony (11/15/2015) [-]
I'd agree with you. Miranda has the booty, but Tali has the personality
User avatar #107 to #60 - hourlyb (11/15/2015) [-]
Sure.
But no.
#43 to #26 - sptnfouroneseven (11/15/2015) [-]
You misspelled Tali Zorrah nar Rayya vas Normandy.

User avatar #58 to #43 - holycrapimacupcake (11/15/2015) [-]
That is a long winded way to say Jack.
#44 to #43 - hourlyb (11/15/2015) [-]
I think you're forgetting that Garrus and Tali are perfect for each other.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sptnfouroneseven (11/15/2015) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong.

But Shephard talks to her first. So he gets dibs. Get dunked on.
User avatar #48 to #45 - hourlyb (11/15/2015) [-]
It's Shepard, and if you can stand breaking up a perfect couple you are a stranger man than me.
User avatar #65 to #48 - darthblam (11/15/2015) [-]
Garrus is better off being the perfect wingman.
User avatar #115 to #65 - hourlyb (11/16/2015) [-]
How the **** can he be a wingman when there is only one woman and you're both going for her.
You are aware of what that term means, right.
#83 to #44 - yiffcario ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Needs more synthetic butt
#10 - arpheus ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
What's with all these ME posts lately? Not that I'm complaining...
User avatar #17 to #10 - mondominiman (11/15/2015) [-]
Is that a poster because I want that ****
User avatar #18 to #17 - arpheus ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Nah, man. I found it somewhere on BioWare's forum, I think. But you might find one with higher resolution hopefully.
#34 to #10 - thefallenlord (11/15/2015) [-]
Given that Fallout 4 is no longer an RPG, maybe people would like to remember another game that is one... oh wait... scratch that... HELL I dunno.

Just for the record, while I dislike Fallout 4 personally I'm not saying that it's a bad game
User avatar #86 to #34 - arpheus ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
The Mass Effect games were dumbed down a lot aswell. At a lot of cases in ME3 you only had the 2 crazy 'ultimate good gui', or 'fukboi' choices. And also at some points you couldn't even choose what to say. Ok, those were just minor stuff, but still. I loved all 3 ME's, but they aren't the top of the RPG class either.
User avatar #100 to #86 - hanabro (11/15/2015) [-]
Mass Effect 3 streamlined the conversations a little bit, but for the good. In Mass Effect 1, and less often in 2 (but it still happened), there were a lot of dialogue options that caused Shepard to say the exact same thing regardless of what you picked. Mass Effect 3 just saved you the trouble of choosing a pointless choice between identical answers.
User avatar #101 to #100 - arpheus ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Yes, it's true that in previous ME games it was a problem, but they could've expanded it instead of dumbing it down. Tho doing it with the last title of the trilogy wouldn't really work. I still love ME, but sometimes it doesn't really felt like role playing, where it should've.
User avatar #102 to #101 - hanabro (11/15/2015) [-]
Lets hope for Andromeda to fix it.

But it's EA, so it'll probably just get worse.
#103 to #102 - arpheus ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Truth hurts.
User avatar #68 to #34 - thealmightyantler (11/15/2015) [-]
Are you a part of the bitchy neckbeards who think fallout sucks now? Grow up
User avatar #37 to #34 - rainbowhead (11/15/2015) [-]
> implying Skyrim was a decent RPG
But, I mean, props to Bethesda for making probably the best modding sandboxes.
User avatar #40 to #37 - thefallenlord (11/15/2015) [-]
> implying any Bethesda game after Morrowind was a decent RPG
#42 to #40 - rainbowhead (11/15/2015) [-]
I liked Oblivion though.
#93 to #40 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
>implying TES didn't stop being poper RPGs with Daggerfall
User avatar #91 to #34 - geril (11/15/2015) [-]
Well... FO4 become an action RPG, yeah

I only really miss the awesome dialogue choices
#24 - tmbg (11/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #11 - geraltofmeowia (11/14/2015) [-]
Tali is best girl
User avatar #15 to #11 - sladee (11/14/2015) [-]
You're goddamn right
#55 - KEpToK (11/15/2015) [-]
RIP Thane. Forever a member of my waifu army... All I ever needed- Paul McDonald and Nikki Reed  (with lyrics)
#19 - dragontamers (11/15/2015) [-]
>3rd best romance right here
Garrus best romance
#79 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
>tfw still haven't dragged myself to replay the trilogy entirely
I'll never forgive you, Mark Meer, you piece of **** .
User avatar #96 to #79 - minorian (11/15/2015) [-]
I loved Mass Effect so much that it probably kept me from suicide through some hard times. Thinking about that world has let me finally sleep so many times... but the ending in ME3...

I didn't even get mad. I was disappointed. It wasn't a "oh come on" disappointment, but like, I lost nearly all interest in the ME universe JUST after watching the end credits. i am getting hyped again for a new story with new characters though.
#74 - ninjabadger (11/15/2015) [-]
And then there's this cute lil bastard
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#88 - vladhellsing (11/15/2015) [-]
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#80 - yiffcario ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
#78 - stubbyftw ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
I love Bioware.
User avatar #90 to #78 - chenn (11/15/2015) [-]
Miranda as Morrigan? Hell no.
I love Bioware too though.
User avatar #97 to #90 - minorian (11/15/2015) [-]
Why? One is a superior human being, who feels alienated by society, and express it in a carelessness for people in general and being very arrogant. The other is... wait...
User avatar #105 to #97 - chenn (11/15/2015) [-]
Cause Morrigan is way cooler.
User avatar #106 to #105 - minorian (11/15/2015) [-]
No doubt in my mind either about that, but besides Shepard himself, who could really take the role as Morrigan? I actually think those two characters remind me of each other the most of all the characters.
User avatar #109 to #106 - chenn (11/15/2015) [-]
In terms of listing traits and comparing them, yes. I terms of personal opinion, I think Morrigan is incomparable. I applaud BioWare for making such a unique character, really. As a girl I'm naturally negative towards female characters that are good looking, talented, and sort of bitchy/cold, which is the case of Miranda, but with Morrigan it's different. I admire the hell out of her, and find her really badass. But Miranda is to me just a GMO eye candy. I can't quite point out the traits that make me think so, but they're definitely there. And I have a lot of gamer friends who think the same. But then again, it's just a personal feeling.
User avatar #110 to #109 - minorian (11/15/2015) [-]
Someone had to be her, and she's by far the best choice technically IMO. I would rather have seen a power-girl like Jack take her place in the pic, but that my opinion.

I feel like they ****** the pooch with Miranda. She has such an interesting backstory, and you can't help but feel sympathetic, when you finally hear her story, but then right after an emotional scene, they zoom in on her butt or something lame like that, and you forget that she's a human with feelings at all.
User avatar #111 to #110 - chenn (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, exactly. Her backstory and personal quests are good, but she just seems so overly sexualized it's annoying.
User avatar #112 to #111 - minorian (11/15/2015) [-]
It's a common theme for practically everyone to have smoking hot bodies in ME, but I felt like Miranda was actually the only character to be overly sexualized, even if her sexiness is a part of her story.

By the way, the more I think about it, the more does Jack actually remind me of Morrigan. I think she would actually have been the best character swap for her.
User avatar #113 to #112 - chenn (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Jack is like a less sophisticated Morrigan. Again, Jack has a hot body and a pretty face, but she just gives out such a badass allure that I can't possibly dislike her.
User avatar #114 to #113 - minorian (11/15/2015) [-]
Chill down there, Miss Beauty Pageant, you don't have to hate female characters just because they are above a 3/10. LMAO.

You pulled the words right out of my mouth with that Morrigan/Jack comparison. Morrigan is by far my favorite Dragon Age female character, but ME really have some awesome characters, like Tali and Jack.
#62 - megazman (11/15/2015) [-]
always my waifu
#51 - mikasuh (11/15/2015) [-]
That ******* moment when you can't love up Kasumi
#77 to #51 - luqmanr (11/15/2015) [-]
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#70 - theroflcer (11/15/2015) [-]
Really liked Talis character.
After completing the collector suicide mission in ME2 I decided to give her a gift that wasn't contagious.
#75 - Viceroy (11/15/2015) [-]
I prefer Dragon Age.
User avatar #89 to #75 - chenn (11/15/2015) [-]
Me too but ME is cool as well. But hell, they're both by BioWare, it's obvious they both have awesome romance options.
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