for Asgard!

If blablabla how come blaghrabhr

Toiletseats - 0
Watermelon - 1

ME MII MIE MEI ME ME ME MIIIIIIIIIIII

Me:1
Mi: 0

But there are 4 me's

If God isn't real, then how come peecha chakka no wookie bonowie twepi solo? ho ho ho hoooo

Christians: 0
Atheist: 0
Jabba the hutt: 1

perfect

so by not answering your prayer he answered your prayer? k

If God exists, then how come my onion won't beg to even more look have a tea

i did math to thumb you down

Okay, so sarcasm is unrecognizable over the internet.

Sarcasm may be "unrecognizable" but Funnyjunk's butthurt is measured in red thumbs.

Don't worry, some people can clearly see that it was a joke.

I never did get why people always grouped Funnyjunk as a collective group of idiots when they were part of who they were insulting... Baffles me.

I generalized Funnyjunk because there were more red thumbs than green, which showed that the majority thought negatively at the time.

Secondly, I said some people understood sarcasm. That implies that not all of Funnyjunk is dumb. Why did you think I meant it that way?

"but Funnyjunk's butthurt is measured", I took that as a generalized remark.

Oh. I wish you took time to read the rest of the comment though. That should have clarified everything.

But now my reputation has been shattered by these red thumbs.

Oh yeah? Then explain why GODzilla attacked Japan but Atheistzilla did not.

Christians: 0
Atheists: 1

Jesus mows MY lawn

Christians: 0
Atheists:1

Jesus floats on grass :O

here take this

because athiest bale knew that heath ledger awaited the fallen

Then explain why Godzilla attacked japan while Atheistzilla was minding his own business.

Christians:0
Atheist:1

Atlas, duh.

then, why has nobody found his hands yet?

Atlas is shrugging

Ayn Rand.

I read that as Horse faith and it made it so much better

yeah it's sad how they abuse runes these days..

bitch please

what is this blasphemy

Well fuck

1000 penises can also fit perfectly inside OP's mouth.

Checkmate, Atheists

Like this?

exactly

Christians are wonderful, even when an opposing religion is definitively confirmed without a shred of doubt... they still refuse to lose their faith... I mean really, Thor conjures a lightning storm and you're still all, have you checked out this Jesus guy, he totally walks on water.

Well, you know, according to the Bible, Jesus kinda is God. God is Jesus. It's this whole trinity thing, you know, with God, Jesus and the holy ghost, wich are all aspects of God. So according to the bible Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, and the holy ghost are also both, and that too is mutual from both Jesus and God, which are the same guy....
it's not confusing at all

I'm not a religious fag but as far as I know Jesus is the son of god, a (let's say it in this way) "product" of God, the holy spirit and Mary. Since Jesus is part mortal, he isn't a full god so I guess that doesn't make him entering in the "god" class.

christfag here. Basically the whole idea of the holy trinity is that everything in it is the same god. Don't think of it as God- Jesus- Holy ghost as if they were different things, think of it as father- son- spirit. The idea is that they are all different parts of the giant thing we call God. not only that but the idea that jesus is part god and part human was actually a church heresy known as Arianism. Because arius was a well known scholar it was a major struggle for the church to remain unified because so many supporters were arian.

This is actually interesting (no sarcasm). Thanks for the information.

The thing is, God incarnated himself as Jesus. Just google "christianity incarnation".

Oh yeah, I was wrong all along. Well, shit happens.

Learn to take joke FJ... also, psst... I don't think Jesus was God either.

Hard to detect jokes if you don't post a picture or anything like that.

Captain America- Thinks there is only 1 god, has met several.

*Has met several comic book aliens inspired by the gods. The comic book Thor isn't the same as the god Thor. They only drew inspiration for a comic book hero.

But in the comics, isn't Thor a god?

No. He's a super hero based on the god.

This episode...
Now I have feels.

because you are Will Smith and Thor doesn't fuck black guys....

Jeg og.

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