Japanese politics

Sauce on guy in the picture.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFaqFgq0JOY

Not everyone was kung fu fighting...

♪Those moves were........... rather slow, actually

It's just Judo.
Not everybody knows all martial arts.

cause it's Japan not China

karate*

Judo*

automatic machine gunn firing katanas

2010 was a good year

Round 1... Fight!

No this is Funnyjunk

The source for this hilarious gif

Wish I knew were this way from.

tada!

Yeah I did judo for like 2 months and I loved that **** .

Why'd you stop?

Had to move cause my uni moved .I practice muay thai for a year now and before judo I practiced shidokan karate for 2.5 years still I believe that judo was way more practical than muay thai or karate.

……….now kiss each other

Karate was my first martial art, but when I moved schools the karate club was full up so I moved to Judo. Never looked back! I've been doing it for 10 years or so wow I had no idea it was so long until I counted. I only started getting semi-serious 5 years ago when I went to high school and joined the national judo organization (I'm British). Currently on a year off, and one of my aims was to get my first dan, but sadly I haven't found any local clubs. Well, next year I'm off to uni (and I've heard the place I'm going to has a pretty good team).

Well good luck to you ,I am also going to fight full thai rules in the panhellenic championship in about a month or so .

Fuka you! My penis so small they think I am gill!

HA

We used to call it the rice bale in jiu jitsu, but then again most of our moves were taken from judo

huh, well im never above correction, thanks

The annon guy was talking about japanese jiu-jitsu. I assume you meant BJJ?

a Sutemi right? (Dont know how to spell it right, only heard it)

Yeah, sutemi waza means sacrifice technique.

Yea, I used it more often then other technique's because it's really rewarding to pull off, I don't know the Japanese but we called it Fall in the Valley, I used to win a lot with that throw. Damn I miss judo.

So what your saying.. if we speak certain words we can use a thu'um?

If you're asian, yes

Half of those guys are just slapping his ass like 'I'm helping '

This is exactly why I want to become a politician.
But be like really nastu to some group.
Then they are like hurr durr, we kil u!
And then someone tries to assasinate
And up till that moment I've been wearing full body super thin bullet-rpoof armor
and they shoot me
and I am like
- screw you mother ****** , I am immortal
After than I convert my state into theocracy and rule as a divine god.

...you've always been that guy haven't you.

is there like no security to arrest this guy? I did find it hysterical how everybody started beating on him though

i feel like you deserve to know why we thumbed you down.. while i can only speak for myself im guessing the other person too thumbed you down becase of 3 little words... Did. You. Just.

you should have finished the sentence... then it would've been "acceptable"

" ****** did you just. " Nope! try again! no periods! xD

Grey haired dude: Blah blah blah politics
Gunmen: YOU gonna die!!
Grey haired dude: *swipes gun away* ****** did you just pull a gun on me? Do you know who I am ************ ?
Gunman: O ****
Grey haired dude: *bitchslap* Bitch I was writing laws and drinking vodka when your where still a nut stain in your daddys droors!!!
Gunman: Im boned
Security: GET EM!!!!
Security: We got em sir
Grey haired dude: Stand up brushed himself off and walks away.
I love how the grey haired dude stay in the fight till he knew security had the gunman probably got a coupld good shots in too lol . *Better updated version cause of certain user* YFW I edited and have posted this comment three ******* times to appease you.

Nailed it! ;)

MFW I finally did it.

The dudes just grabbing his ass..