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User avatar #36 - srskate (12/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Girlfriend gives you blowjobs

>complain
#2 - siksexsixlulz (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#3 - kangarooinvaders (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#29 - schwerdaddy (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Wtf is up with the description?
#1 - gizzmolives (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#4 - decibel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#101 - elitejerkz (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw description
#50 - opjoopie (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Entire penis.. That's some deepthroating madness..
#61 to #55 - seniornsfw (12/06/2012) [-]
Chokin' on a penis there?
#89 - fuckuberfunny (12/07/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Mfw she bitches.
Mfw she bitches.
#11 - phanact (12/06/2012) [-]
My sister bitches at me for not washing my hands after peeing and not flushing the toilet if I forget

yet when she is on her period, its okay for her to leave bloody tissues all over the toilet without flushing them

Its because its 'that time of the month' and its 'only a few days so deal with it' according to my mom

God damn I need to move out
#146 - roflzaur (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**roflzaur rolls 44**
**roflzaur rolls 44**
#125 - classyass (12/07/2012) [-]
Well of course she cares... She needs to be cleaned once in awhile!
User avatar #60 - areo0420 (12/06/2012) [-]
sounds like my mother...

I mean, bitches these days. lol
User avatar #22 - failtolawl (12/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
ok, maybe it's because I am a virgin. but doesn't it seem like a really ******* rude thing to shove your dick in a persons mouth? isn't sex about pleasing both people?

and seeing as a man can be satisfied shoving his dick into anything warm and wet, I don't see why the mouth is needed.
#26 to #22 - lalalalalexibelle (12/06/2012) [-]
Coming from a female perspective:

I find giving a man oral pleasing as long as I'm in control of it all. I have a really strong gag reflex, so the depth has to be controlled by me. I find that pleasuring my partner in turn gives me pleasure.
#40 - huszti (12/06/2012) [-]
why should i wash my hands after peeing? i mean i don't piss over my hand or fingers. also, a dick is usually cleaner than a door handle, so it would make more sense to wash my hands BEFORE peeing.
why should i wash my hands after peeing? i mean i don't piss over my hand or fingers. also, a dick is usually cleaner than a door handle, so it would make more sense to wash my hands BEFORE peeing.
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#86 - Absolute Madman (12/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
is it weird that i can't sit on a toilet seat to take a dump
i mean
if i let my dick dangle it ends up in the water or on the bowl
but if i take it out of the bowl i sometimes piss on the floor if i'm too focused on ********
so i have to half squat and hold my dick out and aimed back so i don't dribble **** on my dick
and also i get half boners when i'm riding in the passenger seat of a car?
User avatar #107 to #86 - Harkonnen (12/07/2012) [-]
Either your water is very high in your toilet bowl or your flaccid penis is massive. Since you're on funnyjunk right now and not ******* bitches left and right, I'm gonna guess it's the former
#46 - BloodyIcicle (12/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
You don't wash after taking a piss?

That's gross.
User avatar #18 - Theyneverknow (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Your...ENTIRE...Penis? So do you have a small as hell cock or are you dating a pornstar?
#20 to #18 - flesheater ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
does this cock look small to you?
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