Teemo and Talon

It's so simple, and so easy once your get going.

I just have a tough time figuring out what's what, and what a champion is and how to get coins and how to launch game and why it's League of Legends and not the Legend Leagues.

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#14 to #13 - epicCUBONE ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]

how i was taught:
step 1: use master yi
step 2: farm minions
step 3:kill everything

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#18 to #14 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]

How I was taught by my asshole friend: use lux, go full ad, attack people under turrets with basic attacks... I was not a smart person.

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#20 to #18 - lolwtfme (01/30/2013) [-]

BITCH PLEASE

>use karthus
>press R
>Get pentakills
>VICTORY

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#62 to #20 - hideyowives (01/30/2013) [-]

bitches why cant i hold all these requiems

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#19 to #18 - codyxvasco ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]

You see, I have no idea what that even means.

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#52 to #14 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]

ap yi beats the shit out of ad yi. ad yi is for punks

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#91 to #52 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

you obviously suck at ad yi

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#24 to #13 - supahsayin (01/30/2013) [-]

Champions are the people you can play as
You get money by killing or destroying stuff(Also over time)
You get the icon on your desktop, click it, then log in
It's called that because the lore is about one giant arena of a bunch of legendary fighters
I can't even why legend leagues is even how that name explains itself

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#37 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]

Quick explanation. 3 lanes, and the jungle.
Jungle irrelevant cause that's more advanced.
Theres different character types:
Mages/AP Carries- Squishy (easy to kill) that do high dps. They usually play mid lane. You want to build ability power and cooldown reduction for the most part as these increase damage of your spells and allow you to cat them more often
Attack Damage/AD carries- Basic attack damage based characters, you build items with attack speed, critical strike and life leech on these.
Tank- Absorbs alot of damage, use them to protect squishy carries. Plays top.
Build armor, life, magic resist.
Support- Builds items to assist carries to make them more effective. Plays bottom with AD carry.

There's other sub groups but that's not important. Play one of these rolls to learn the game.

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#51 to #37 - causeineedaname (01/30/2013) [-]

i wish i had the that just raises further questions picture

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#17 to #10 - justinishere ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]

i have experienced the same

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#71 to #10 - THEKILLERK (01/30/2013) [-]

Same for me but it was DOTA 2 instead

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#33 to #10 - fiddyone (01/30/2013) [-]

I'm in the same boat. I'd love to understand this fade, the game actually seems good, just I've no idea what I'm doing. Same thing happened when I got Starcraft 2

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#31 to #10 - ascendedwings (01/30/2013) [-]

Indeed.

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#34 to #10 - akkere (01/30/2013) [-]

You pretty much have to use mobafire to learn about every char you think about trying, which there's no shame in; it shows you the builds, order in what ranks you put in the specials 'n' ults as you level, etc.
But if you don't know about that (which, I wouldn't if it wasn't for a friend of mine), you're gonna be more confused than me when I played Dota 2 (shit man I still don't know what to do there and I have like 5 goddamn dota 2 invites)

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#22 to #21 - ohemgeezus (01/30/2013) [-]

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#12 - Petroleum ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]

MFW the first time I ever played Mid I went against a smurf who played Talon.

I have a deep set hatred for that cunt.

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#6 - feffog ONLINE (01/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)

GIMME A fuck to give

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#9 to #6 - honditar (01/29/2013) [-]

Have another

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#8 to #6 - iwanttousenumbers (01/29/2013) [-]

Here

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#25 - spycheckingpyro (01/30/2013) [+] (20 replies)

talon is still my favorite burst ad, imo

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#43 to #25 - newtotheinterwebz **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]

my best champ overall

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#50 to #43 - whitestofchapels (01/30/2013) [-]

also my best champ

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#77 to #25 - icewraith (01/30/2013) [-]

Like you have so many to chose out of. How many other burst ADs are there? Shaco, no, he's more like yi, sustained dps. Vi, no, she's tanky dps and OP.

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#92 to #77 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

khazix, lee sin, panth, poppy, xin and zed, and you seriously suck if you cant be a burst vi

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#93 to #92 - icewraith (02/03/2013) [-]

all of the ones you listed are tanky dps. ok maybe not poppy, you can build her as burst AD, but she's naturally tanky, like vi.

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#94 to #93 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

zed=assassin=not tanky dps, panth=burst ad

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#95 to #94 - icewraith (02/03/2013) [-]

If playing zed as an assassin works for you, get out of elo hell. Also panth is "burst" dps only early, lategame if you build full AD to still do " burst " you'll get destroyed.

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#96 to #95 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

maybe you suck and cant play balanced, theyre bruisers you know and zed in particular can build ad

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#97 to #96 - icewraith (02/03/2013) [-]

Ok. Keep thinking you're right and proving lol is mostly played by 12 year olds.

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#98 to #97 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

lol, you dont even know what youre talking about and you call me ignorant
there is such a thing as building bruiser, and talon should aswell, you get items that compliment each other so youre both sturdy and dps.
but seriously zed is very much a burst ad, he deals more damage then talon either way

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#107 to #98 - gaaay ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]

Frozen Mallet, Black Cleaver Infinity Edge, and Atma's Impaler on any AD burst will make your opponent cry. At least, that's what I find, how do you build your AD burst?

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#99 to #98 - icewraith (02/03/2013) [-]

What are you even talking about scrub?
Do you even know what burst AD means?

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#100 to #99 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

do you? i doubt you even know what scrub means you ignorant tard

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#101 to #100 - icewraith (02/03/2013) [-]

Scrub don't get mad, I'm trying to educate you.

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#103 to #101 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

oh forgot rengar too, he can burst ad very well, but not really in your criteria

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#102 to #101 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

educate? you say that zed isnt burst ad, you say panth isnt burst ad...

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#104 to #102 - icewraith (02/03/2013) [-]

Riot may say they're "burst" ad, but AD/melee isn't reliable as burst. The only melee burst that works is akali because of her stealth and poppy.
Burst means being able to melt down a non-tank target in one combo, the likes of annie/malzahar/akali etc. Now tell me if you really think panth or zed can do that against an equally geared and leveled opponent. If you do, you're stupid and I'm wasting my time.

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#106 to #104 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

infact, both those chars have more burst in one combo then talon does

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#105 to #104 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]

lol, ever figured maybe you suck at those chars? i could do that to literally anything except a tank with both

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#76 to #25 - enjee (01/30/2013) [-]

Karma mid forever!

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#32 - ascendedwings (01/30/2013) [-]

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#72 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]

Not funny at all...

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#7 - happygrowman (01/29/2013) [-]

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#45 - mralice (01/30/2013) [-]

That was my comment on content like 2 days ago :(
Oh well. Watch this. You will enjoy it. Absolutely relayed to the content.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9P4trNWxYk

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#58 - carlsagouin (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)

I.. I don't get it

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#64 to #58 - blueberriez (01/30/2013) [-]

Neither do I... I don't get those LoL posts at all

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#79 to #64 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]

I get most of them but this time I think it's just bullshit

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#66 to #58 - kalimah (01/30/2013) [-]

he was probably not beying useful to the game

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#39 - glenbluez (01/30/2013) [-]

Teamwork at its finest

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#4 - Metric (01/29/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9P4trNWxYk

Just related - and awesome.

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#78 - lamarss (01/30/2013) [-]

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#74 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I grasp my penis lightly at first, slowly stroking the length of the shaft. Then gradually increasing the rhythm, with my hand griping firmly but not too tightly. I'd also pause occasionally to play with the head of my penis with my thumb.
And then I'd rub my penis harder and harder, up and down its silky spine, getting closer and closer to cumming and eventual release of hot, steamy dick snot...

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#80 to #74 - hargleblarg (01/30/2013) [-]

I laughed at dick snot.

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#54 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]

talos

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#53 - bronybox ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)

I play LoL, and none of these make any sense to me, like, what am I supposed to find funny here?

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#55 to #53 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]

its mainly just LoL players raging at each other.

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#56 to #55 - bronybox ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]

Like, is that it? Just captions of the LoL community with an arbitrarily related character in the background? (yes, I realize that's a contradiction, in a way)

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#75 to #56 - icewraith (01/30/2013) [-]

Exactly.
If you were 12 like the "community" these would be funny.

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#61 to #56 - tylosaurus (01/30/2013) [-]

It's some guy going to the tribunal, I assume who reads the messages. Some of them are complete boring bullshit, but some of them are funny as hell.

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#40 - tredbear (01/30/2013) [-]

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#73 - haunterbrony ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]

I have no idea how to play, so I just run around and scream at everyone.

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#48 - TheFixer (01/30/2013) [-]

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SCOUTS CODE

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Teemo and Talon

Not mine, most likely been posted here before, but I just read it and pissed myself laughing, I hope you do too.

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