Teemo and Talon

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(01/29/2013) [-]

I tried to play LoL once.

The tutorial was fun.

My first match was alright.

I then quit after having no ******* clue what I was doing.

#28 to #10 - thebigcountry

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(01/30/2013) [-]

Relevant?

#41 to #28 - whycanticaps

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(01/30/2013) [-]

that's me all the time. then if my team wins the team fight and I'm still alive, I found myself waaaay out of position

#57 to #41 - turboderp

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(01/30/2013) [-]

Did you consider pressing space?

#82 to #57 - whycanticaps

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(01/30/2013) [-]

No, no I have not. But now I will, thank you

#87 to #82 - turboderp

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(01/31/2013) [-]

^^ Good for you :D

#11 to #10 - snakefire

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(01/29/2013) [-]

Thats also my story

#13 to #11 - codyxvasco

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(01/30/2013) [-]

It's so simple, and so easy once your get going.

I just have a tough time figuring out what's what, and what a champion is and how to get coins and how to launch game and why it's League of Legends and not the Legend Leagues.

#14 to #13 - epicCUBONE

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(01/30/2013) [-]

how i was taught:
step 1: use master yi
step 2: farm minions
step 3:kill everything

#52 to #14 - anon id: 8ecb3b50

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(01/30/2013) [-]

ap yi beats the **** out of ad yi. ad yi is for punks

#91 to #52 - admiralen

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(02/03/2013) [-]

you obviously suck at ad yi

#18 to #14 - anon id: 9986bf1e

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(01/30/2013) [-]

How I was taught by my asshole friend: use lux, go full ad, attack people under turrets with basic attacks... I was not a smart person.

#20 to #18 - lolwtfme

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(01/30/2013) [-]

BITCH PLEASE

>use karthus
>press R
>Get pentakills
>VICTORY

#62 to #20 - hideyowives

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(01/30/2013) [-]

bitches why cant i hold all these requiems

#19 to #18 - codyxvasco

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(01/30/2013) [-]

You see, I have no idea what that even means.

#24 to #13 - supahsayin

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Champions are the people you can play as
You get money by killing or destroying stuff(Also over time)
You get the icon on your desktop, click it, then log in
It's called that because the lore is about one giant arena of a bunch of legendary fighters
I can't even why legend leagues is even how that name explains itself

#17 to #10 - justinishere

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(01/30/2013) [-]

i have experienced the same

#71 to #10 - THEKILLERK

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(01/30/2013) [-]

Same for me but it was DOTA 2 instead

#37 to #10 - anon id: 9837f88a

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(01/30/2013) [-]

Quick explanation. 3 lanes, and the jungle.
Jungle irrelevant cause that's more advanced.
Theres different character types:
Mages/AP Carries- Squishy (easy to kill) that do high dps. They usually play mid lane. You want to build ability power and cooldown reduction for the most part as these increase damage of your spells and allow you to cat them more often
Attack Damage/AD carries- Basic attack damage based characters, you build items with attack speed, critical strike and life leech on these.
Tank- Absorbs alot of damage, use them to protect squishy carries. Plays top.
Build armor, life, magic resist.
Support- Builds items to assist carries to make them more effective. Plays bottom with AD carry.

There's other sub groups but that's not important. Play one of these rolls to learn the game.

#33 to #10 - fiddyone

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I'm in the same boat. I'd love to understand this fade, the game actually seems good, just I've no idea what I'm doing. Same thing happened when I got Starcraft 2

#31 to #10 - ascendedwings

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(01/30/2013) [-]

Indeed.

#34 to #10 - akkere

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You pretty much have to use mobafire to learn about every char you think about trying, which there's no shame in; it shows you the builds, order in what ranks you put in the specials 'n' ults as you level, etc.
But if you don't know about that (which, I wouldn't if it wasn't for a friend of mine), you're gonna be more confused than me when I played Dota 2 (**** man I still don't know what to do there and I have like 5 goddamn dota 2 invites)

#16 - felixjarl

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#21 - ohemgeezus

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#22 to #21 - ohemgeezus

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#12 - Petroleum

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(01/29/2013) [-]

MFW the first time I ever played Mid I went against a smurf who played Talon.

I have a deep set hatred for that cunt.

#6 - feffog

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(01/29/2013) [-]

GIMME A **** to give

#9 to #6 - honditar

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(01/29/2013) [-]

Have another

#8 to #6 - iwanttousenumbers

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(01/29/2013) [-]

Here

#25 - spycheckingpyro

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(01/30/2013) [-]

talon is still my favorite burst ad, imo

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#50 to #43 - whitestofchapels

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(01/30/2013) [-]

also my best champ

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#92 to #77 - admiralen

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(02/03/2013) [-]

khazix, lee sin, panth, poppy, xin and zed, and you seriously suck if you cant be a burst vi

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#94 to #93 - admiralen

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(02/03/2013) [-]

zed=assassin=not tanky dps, panth=burst ad

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#96 to #95 - admiralen

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(02/03/2013) [-]

maybe you suck and cant play balanced, theyre bruisers you know and zed in particular can build ad

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#98 to #97 - admiralen

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lol, you dont even know what youre talking about and you call me ignorant
there is such a thing as building bruiser, and talon should aswell, you get items that compliment each other so youre both sturdy and dps.
but seriously zed is very much a burst ad, he deals more damage then talon either way

#107 to #98 - gaaay

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(02/04/2013) [-]

Frozen Mallet, Black Cleaver Infinity Edge, and Atma's Impaler on any AD burst will make your opponent cry. At least, that's what I find, how do you build your AD burst?

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#100 to #99 - admiralen

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(02/03/2013) [-]

do you? i doubt you even know what scrub means you ignorant tard

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#103 to #101 - admiralen

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(02/03/2013) [-]

oh forgot rengar too, he can burst ad very well, but not really in your criteria

#102 to #101 - admiralen

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educate? you say that zed isnt burst ad, you say panth isnt burst ad...

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#106 to #104 - admiralen

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(02/03/2013) [-]

infact, both those chars have more burst in one combo then talon does

#105 to #104 - admiralen

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(02/03/2013) [-]

lol, ever figured maybe you suck at those chars? i could do that to literally anything except a tank with both

#76 to #25 - enjee

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(01/30/2013) [-]

Karma mid forever!

#32 - ascendedwings

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#72 - spanishninja

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Not funny at all...

#7 - happygrowman

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#45 - mralice

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That was my comment on content like 2 days ago :(
Oh well. Watch this. You will enjoy it. Absolutely relayed to the content.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9P4trNWxYk

Not mine, most likely been posted here before, but I just read it and pissed myself laughing, I hope you do too.