if you know not to chase singed, you know a lot more than you think

For this joke, all champs have four primary skills with one of them being an "ultimate" Mordekaiser's ult is that he curses someone and gradually steal life from them. If they die while cursed he gets their ghost which he can control to attack enemies with. Miss Fortune denied him a date so he used his ult to make her a ghost and force her to go on the date.

I don't play either, I just laugh and go along with the jokes.

give it a try man, really. its great

Problem is I have a really shitty computer, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even be able to run it.

is it free?

Yes

Then I'll try...